Summary: Dunder Mifflin has a lot of employees who might be considered a liability. But are any of them actually capable of… murder?

Their co-workers say yes.

(A cold open circa Season 6. #3 in the Rejected Cold Opens series).

WARNING: There are comedic references to the death of an animal in this fic. No graphic description (or any - I would say there's nothing here near as disturbing as Sprinkles' death in canon), but if that’s a trigger you might want to give this a miss.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Angela, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Erin, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Major Character Death, Possible Triggers, Violence/Injury
Series: Rejected Cold Opens
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1594 Read Count: 854 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary:

AU of Christmas Party. What if Michael called the warehouse crew up for Yankee Swap, and Roy got the teapot? What would he do if he reads the card? Warning: Violence/Abuse, Emotional Abuse, basic triggers.

 

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 890 Read Count: 878 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: A poem about each character from the office.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 399 Read Count: 6030 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: Andy isn't himself after the party but Oscar is there to help. Set after 8x04 “Garden Party”.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Oscar, Other
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Slash
Warnings: Possible Triggers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1007 Read Count: 587 ePub Downloads: 1

Summary: A new receptionist joins the office after Pam leaves Dunder Mifflin to become a saleswoman at Michael Scott Paper Company Inc
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11244 Read Count: 9095 ePub Downloads: 1

Summary:

Nine short reflections on some of the relationships of the office.

Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 904 Read Count: 829 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: AU ending to the Dundies episode. Pam doesn't get a ride with Angela. 
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Other
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8951 Read Count: 5747 ePub Downloads: 1

Summary: Angela’s thoughts on the men in her life (set in early season 5)
Categories: Other
Characters: Angela, Angela/Andy, Dwight/Angela
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1048 Read Count: 1497 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: It’s not as unlikely as you might think.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kelly, Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2085 Read Count: 1719 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary:

After a crappy five-year reunion of your high school graduating class, Ryan coerced you into coming to his apartment, taking shots, and playing Star Fox 64. Normally you could flatten Ryan no problem—you still had the high score, even though you hadn’t played on his console or cartridge in about four years. And normally, you get to Venom with no problem. 

But maybe the shots were making you see double—you only remember four members in Star Wolf, not the six or eight or whatever that kept flashing across the screen. And the somersaults—you began to think “What the heck?” along with Wolf as you desperately oriented yourself after each one. And whenever you face Star Wolf, there are a crap ton of somersaults.

Categories: Other
Characters: Ryan
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2228 Read Count: 936 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: Check out the clues.  The suspect is underlined
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 115 Read Count: 583 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary:

It was inevitable that Jim and Ryan settle things........with fists! 

PS  I own no part of this story.

Categories: Other
Characters: Jim/Other
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1186 Read Count: 1142 ePub Downloads: 0

Summary: "How do I feel about transferring to Stamford? Uh, well, I think it will be a good change for me. I think it will really help me to, um, you know... I really don't know what it will help me do, but, uh, yeah. I'm transferring."

Everyone's thoughts about Jim transferring from Scranton to Stamford after the Season 2 finale.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Humor, In Stamford
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1701 Read Count: 23427 ePub Downloads: 1