Stanley
"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel day."
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Stories
Summary: I was reading through old PostSecret entries and the idea for this fic just knocked me over the head. I wouldn't call this "PostSecret: The Office Edition", but it's pretty close.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 430 Read Count: 3993 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2008 Updated: October 08, 2008
Summary:

Not a literal translation, despite what the title suggests.

The revival of Movie Monday can only lead to misery—or at least, that’s what Pam believes—especially when Entourage is replaced with something a little more personal.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6430 Read Count: 18008 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2008
Summary: A young woman interviews for a newly created position at Dunder Mifflin and flirts with Jim. Meanwhile, Michael discovers MySpace and the staff participate in a "team-building exercise."
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Holly, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Other, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5557 Read Count: 9866 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 19, 2008 Updated: September 24, 2008
Summary: Michael wants to learn what it truly means to be Afican-American. Meanwhile, Dwight hires Pam to illustrate his comic. Absolutely cringeworthy hijinx ensue.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Darryl, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Parody, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5936 Read Count: 1530 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2008 Updated: September 23, 2008
Summary:

The Dunder Mifflin Company is vacationing on a Caribbean cruise. Jim and Pam are hoping for a romantic vacation but will Michael's outrageousness and some jealousy get in their way?

Takes place in Season 4 and is mostly focused on Jim/Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, David Wallace, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25496 Read Count: 34531 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2008 Updated: September 20, 2008
Summary: Eighth (and possibly final?) episode of my summer hiatus series. The entire office takes part in a high-stakes fantasy football contest, while the party planning committee puts together a going away party for Natalie.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Holly, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4328 Read Count: 4355 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 03, 2008 Updated: September 04, 2008
Summary: Seventh episode and follow-up to Management Training: Pam is featured in an art show at The Met, and Michael plans a field trip to the city that never sleeps for the employees at Dunder Mifflin Scranton.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Holly, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6550 Read Count: 8478 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2008 Updated: September 02, 2008
Summary: Well hello sixth episode! The employees at Dunder Mifflin are asked to shadow others to promote advancement within the company. Jim has fun when Dwight is forced to shadow him for the day. Angela fights back for her position as head of the party planning committee, and Andy is not his usual self at work.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Holly, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Other, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7351 Read Count: 5710 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 19, 2008 Updated: August 04, 2008
Bonding by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 16] 3
Summary: The fifth episode of my summer hiatus series: Michael takes his entourage out for some "manly bonding" in celebration of Jim's recent engagement. The rest of the office try to keep themselves busy while the boss is away.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6483 Read Count: 13994 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 09, 2008 Updated: June 15, 2008
Kidnapping by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 15] 7
Summary: Ooh- I'm on my third episode already?? ;) Basically, this is a set of Office episodes that immediately follows Goodbye, Toby. Lots of humor (I hope), romance, conference room scenes, and good old fashioned Dwight pranks.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8458 Read Count: 10321 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2008 Updated: June 09, 2008
Summary: Onto the fourth episode in my series, created to hold us over until the Season 5 premiere. It's Dundie season, and Michael plans to make the annual award ceremony the best yet. His plan to distribute walkie-talkies around the office has its repercussions, and there's a proposal of sorts.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Other, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8527 Read Count: 11599 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2008 Updated: June 07, 2008
The Crush by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 7
Summary: The second episode in our summer series during the hiatus: Jim finds himself in a precarious position and someone else learns Angela and Dwight's secret. Also, Dwight's computer is alive. Again.

Possible spoilers for Goodbye, Toby.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6973 Read Count: 13425 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2008 Updated: June 01, 2008
The Mob by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 11] 6
Summary: A series of episodes to hold us over the summer hiatus: A new temporary worker is hired, and Dwight and Kevin have a funny feeling about the new employee. Phyllis and Angela are at war, and Michael is struggling with early fatherhood.

Possible spoilers for Goodbye, Toby.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5472 Read Count: 10932 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2008 Updated: May 17, 2008
Summary: The airing of the documentary affects the four kids from Take Your Daughter to Work Day in very different ways.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Kevin, Meredith, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: What the Kids Are Watching
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3549 Read Count: 2479 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2008 Updated: April 27, 2008
Summary: It's Palm Sunday. Stanley Hudson wants nothing more than to relax with the Sunday Times crossword, but first he has to deal with his daughter, Melissa.
Categories: Present
Characters: Stanley
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Holiday: Just One Day Out Of Life
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 686 Read Count: 1775 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: March 16, 2008
Summary: Pam has been in an accident and Jim rushes to be by her side.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bob Vance, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Mark, Meredith, Michael, Pam, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: No Warnings Apply, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23431 Read Count: 69205 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2008 Updated: February 16, 2008
Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael Scott has a great plan to honor Martin Luther King, Jr., but no one else is happy about it.  It's up to Jim to fix it. Part of my holiday series -- "Holiday: Just One Day Out Of Life."

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Holiday, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Holiday: Just One Day Out Of Life
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4684 Read Count: 5036 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2008 Updated: January 21, 2008
Summary: Michael makes his employees write down three New Year's Resolutions for 2008.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Josh Porter, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Mose, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Holiday: Just One Day Out Of Life
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1313 Read Count: 4194 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2007 Updated: December 29, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryEveryone's favorite orphan girl comes to Avonlea! Pam, Jim and Roy are Anne, Gil and...Roy. Now complete.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, David Wallace, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 41619 Read Count: 48283 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2007 Updated: November 22, 2007
The Eulogy by firthgal Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 2
Summary:

The office reacts to the death of one of their own.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Mose, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 605 Read Count: 11035 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007
Summary: After a freak thunderstorm hits Scranton, the populace of the office are forced to spend the night at Dunder Mifflin. How will they survive spending twenty-four hours together? A fictitious season 4 episode. Spoilers for throughout season 4
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4322 Read Count: 5658 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 07, 2007 Updated: November 07, 2007
Five at One by McGigi Rated: K [Reviews - 24] 6
Summary:

A sequel to "Five Ways Pam Tells Jim She's Pregnant", about a year and a half down the line. Each vignette corresponds to one in the original story, and are five stand-alone realities.  


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael, Other, Phyllis, Roy, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3809 Read Count: 17214 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2007 Updated: November 07, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

A year or two before the cameras arrived, Michael takes the staff to the Poconos for a camaraderie event.  Much unresolved sexual tension and angst ensues (uh, between Jim & Pam, not the entire staff).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151202 ePub Downloads: 66
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
Summary:

These are Office Poems, if you care to call them that.

 



Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Meredith, Michael, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Drabble, Poetry
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 287 Read Count: 4788 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2007 Updated: September 26, 2007
Summary:

It’s time for the first annual Dunder Mifflin National Sales Meeting in Las Vegas. What will go down in the city of sin, where alcohol flows, love can be won, lost and won again, and where drive-through weddings are all-too-available?


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Hunter, Jan, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Madge, Mark, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Mose, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10101 Read Count: 9631 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2007 Updated: September 25, 2007