Kelly
"Beyonce, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome. Snow cones..."
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Stories
The Mob by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 11] 6
Summary: A series of episodes to hold us over the summer hiatus: A new temporary worker is hired, and Dwight and Kevin have a funny feeling about the new employee. Phyllis and Angela are at war, and Michael is struggling with early fatherhood.

Possible spoilers for Goodbye, Toby.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5472 Read Count: 10847 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2008 Updated: May 17, 2008
Summary: Taking the next step of moving in together is much harder than either Pam or Jim expected.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1799 Read Count: 3064 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 09, 2008 Updated: May 09, 2008
Summary: 55 words on how Andy wins eighty bucks.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1450 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
Summary: After Ryan dumps Kelly and heads for New York, she discovers something that will change both of their lives forever. Set a month or so after "The Job".
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Kelly, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5107 Read Count: 12765 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2008 Updated: April 26, 2008
Summary: Never mess with a woman's candy dish. Bad things happen when you do --- such as profuse sweating, projectile vomiting, and serious internal pain. Oh, and bad stuff could also happen to the guy who messed with the candy dish...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Kelly, Michael, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2030 Read Count: 2886 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2008 Updated: April 23, 2008
Lunch Break by Alyx Rated: K [Reviews - 1]
Summary: [She feels no guilt as she murmurs coolly in his ear. “Don’t
mention this to Ryan.”]

What was that front she was putting up all the time?

A drabble about Kelly Kapoor.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Darryl, Kelly, Kelly/Other
Genres: Drabble, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 157 Read Count: 1834 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2008 Updated: April 23, 2008
Summary: Kelly throws Ryan a surprise party. Which of course, goes swimmingly.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Kelly, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 650 Read Count: 1405 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2008 Updated: April 19, 2008
Summary:

"You need to catch up. Maybe if you wouldn't have lost your space in the Finer Things Club you might know more words to beat me."

Communication is hard. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Darryl, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael/Jan
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1654 Read Count: 2364 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2008 Updated: April 13, 2008
April 1st by EmilyHalpert Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 1
Summary: JAM Prank

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2691 Read Count: 9676 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2008 Updated: April 01, 2008
Summary: Pam was happy. Like truly, honestly, perhaps just-this-side-of-certifiable-happy. Spoilers through The Deposition
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Michael/Jan, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1387 Read Count: 2243 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 30, 2008 Updated: March 30, 2008
Summary: Everyone needs to have a good day every once in awhile. Sometimes it's the little things that get you through the day.
Categories: Other
Characters: Jim, Karen, Kelly, Oscar, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4747 Read Count: 8411 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: March 16, 2008
Summary: An absent guest of honor, angry emails, trash can basketball and a few attempted drug deals... it isn't a party unless someone is crying.
Categories: Other
Characters: Angela, Creed, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Ryan, Toby
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3355 Read Count: 2593 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2008 Updated: March 03, 2008
Summary: Angela, Kelly, a ruler and the kink bar on this fic is higher than the most dangerous roller coaster.
Categories: Other
Characters: Angela, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 235 Read Count: 1352 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 11, 2008 Updated: February 11, 2008
Summary: She was lonely and he was broken, which was why they were playing Candy Land on a Friday night.
Categories: Other
Characters: Kelly, Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5537 Read Count: 1951 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 30, 2008 Updated: January 30, 2008
Summary: Kelly and Andy watch American Idol. Smut ensues.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly, Kelly/Other
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 564 Read Count: 846 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2008 Updated: January 20, 2008
Summary: 55 words of Kandy!
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 3025 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2008 Updated: January 18, 2008
Summary: Five wedding presents that Jim and Pam got from members of the office.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: None
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1312 Read Count: 5223 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 05, 2008 Updated: January 05, 2008
Summary:

A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.

A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.

There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Hunter, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Drabble, Dream/Fantasy, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1957 Read Count: 34449 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2008
Summary: Times that the office women have made the men cry and vice versa. But it's not all depressing, I promise!
Categories: Other, Present, Past
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3079 Read Count: 5458 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2008
Summary: Past Featured StoryWatching the documentary as a favor for Ryan, Toby learned that almost everyone at Dunder Mifflin could probably sue Michael for something and win big. And he learned a few other very important lessons as well.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Darryl, Jim, Kelly, Michael, Ryan, Toby, Toby/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4640 Read Count: 4503 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 31, 2007 Updated: December 31, 2007
Summary: Michael makes his employees write down three New Year's Resolutions for 2008.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Josh Porter, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Mose, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Holiday: Just One Day Out Of Life
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1313 Read Count: 4178 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2007 Updated: December 29, 2007
Snow Daze by carbondalien Rated: K+ [Reviews - 32] 15
Summary: A snowstorm makes the roads extremely unsafe, forcing the Dunder-Mifflin employees to stay put for at least a few extra hours. Fluff 'n' stuff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9882 Read Count: 19589 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Summary:

Andy and Kelly decide to celebrate Christmas in a way that's very... far out. Kandy!


Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 375 Read Count: 8430 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2007 Updated: December 07, 2007
Mile High Club by Big Tuna Rated: T [Reviews - 5] 1
Summary:

55 words of Kandy on an airplane.

 


Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1501 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2007 Updated: December 02, 2007
Summary:

Jim isn't inviting Pam to the Christmas Eve party he and Karen are holding. Three ghosts visit him the night before the big party and try to bring him to his senses. Will he listen to them, or will he convince himself that it is all a figment of his imagination and leave things the way they are?

I guess this is kind of AU?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6841 Read Count: 16633 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2007 Updated: December 01, 2007