Ryan
“If I had to I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I’d forget too.”
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Stories
Summary:

It’s time for the first annual Dunder Mifflin National Sales Meeting in Las Vegas. What will go down in the city of sin, where alcohol flows, love can be won, lost and won again, and where drive-through weddings are all-too-available?


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Hunter, Jan, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Madge, Mark, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Mose, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10101 Read Count: 9627 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2007 Updated: September 25, 2007
Summary:

I decided to write a sequel to Charcoal & Watercolors !!!!

The story picks up right about where Charcoal & Watercolors left off -- Jim and Pam's wedding. Then goes from there into their future. Jim still works at the advertising company and Pam works (exclusively) at a publishing company where she is an illustrator of children's stories.

I added a few more characters ;) and am planning on keeping almost all of the characters from the previous story.

Enjoy!!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Phyllis, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Married, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 68589 Read Count: 111060 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2007 Updated: September 21, 2007
Summary: Jim answers the question of where he sees himself in ten years.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: David Wallace, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8070 Read Count: 5472 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 26, 2007 Updated: September 20, 2007
Screwed by wonder149 Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 4
Summary:

How Ryan Howard learned that timing is everything.
(two TalkingHeads, Post The Job)


Categories: Present
Characters: Kelly, Ryan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Kelly's Revenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119 Read Count: 2198 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2007 Updated: September 17, 2007
Summary:

A series of first times for Andy and Kelly.


Categories: Episode Related, Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim, Kelly, Pam, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2561 Read Count: 4816 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 27, 2007 Updated: September 17, 2007
Summary: Ryan and Jim are both at something of a crossroads after the events of The Job. They examine each other's lives, and gain some perspectives on their own lives at the same time.
Categories: Other, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26448 Read Count: 46364 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Summary: Set Post “The Alliance.” Meredith and Ryan could both use a birthday drink.
Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Meredith, Ryan
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2644 Read Count: 1001 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2007 Updated: September 04, 2007
Summary: Karen and Ryan have an ... interesting conversation on her last day at Dunder Mifflin Scranton.
Categories: Future, Other
Characters: Karen, Ryan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1501 Read Count: 1451 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2007 Updated: August 17, 2007
Summary:

It was a night of love and romance on the high seas. Such a pity that the Booze Cruise went up in flames and sank to the bottom of Lake Wallenpaupack.
A crossover with Gilligan's Island...because I have no shame. And I can't do justice to X-Files.


Categories: Crossover, Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Parody, Romance, Travel, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5289 Read Count: 12005 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: August 08, 2007
Paper guy by Stablergirl Rated: M [Reviews - 7] 1
Summary:

Ryan gets an email from a friend.  In response to the 55 words leaving scranton challenge.  Ryan does not belong to me.  Neither does his promotion.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ryan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 817 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Summary:

Sometimes you just have to try new things. A Pam/Ryan story that is more about Pam/Jim than you would think.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33752 Read Count: 58412 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Summary: Imagine if Michael Scott was President of the United States. Imagine if Leo McGarry was his Chief of Staff. Imagine if you had to do a trademark Sorkin/Schlamme walking and talking scene with Kelly Kapoor. Well, here it is, a West Wing/Office crossover. This is all Azlin's fault.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael/Jan, Other, Ryan, Toby
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5387 Read Count: 3677 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2007 Updated: July 23, 2007
Punker by NeverEnoughJam Rated: T [Reviews - 3]
Summary: This is a story written in response to the hiatusathon challenge. My challenge was: "Ryan and Todd Packer - set Sexual Harassment. Where did they go? Points for non-obvious locations like strip clubs." For those who don't remember the episode, salesman Todd Packer asks Michael to delegate someone to drive him around town, since Packer's license has been yanked for DUI. Michael chooses the extremely reluctant temp, Ryan, to be Packer's chauffer. Packer being who he is, boozing, belching, and bad behavior follow.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Ryan, Todd Packer
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4119 Read Count: 1440 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: July 16, 2007
Hunter by MoreLikeSwaying Rated: T [Reviews - 19] 6
Summary:

This started as a short little oneshot in response to the All About a Peripheral Character challenge, but some very kind reviewers mentioned it might be cool to continue with this idea. So here it is, the new and improved story of the other Jim and Pam :o)

How does Hunter, Jan's former personal assistant (and I guess Ryan's current assistant), relate to our favorite office? Well, let's just say he's a lot like Jim...


Categories: Other
Characters: David Wallace, Ensemble, Hunter, Jan, Jim/Pam, Other, Ryan
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Challenges: All About a Peripheral Character
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2315 Read Count: 4994 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2007 Updated: July 07, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryEntry into the "55" challenge. Creed affects the events of the finale.

Categories: Episode Related, Present
Characters: Creed, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 284 Read Count: 6534 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2007
Summary: "She tried to think of a time that she had totally agreed with anything that Ryan had ever said to her, but nothing came to mind." Kelly/Andy. Oneshot.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Kelly, Kelly/Other, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1420 Read Count: 2187 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2007 Updated: June 29, 2007
Summary: You know, this would not happen if we had a union. A season two a/u.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11941 Read Count: 32671 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2007 Updated: June 20, 2007
Summary:

Crossover AU fic: Four of The Office characters meet the movie Closer.

For those of you who have seen Closer (and those of you who haven't), this is not a particularly happy story. But I wanted to write something that incorporated my favorite television show and my favorite movie.

This one has it all. Jim/Pam, Jim/Karen, Karen/Ryan, Ryan/Pam. No Jim/Ryan though, or Karen/Pam that I know of. So sorry to you slashers out there. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam/Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11244 Read Count: 11177 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2007 Updated: June 18, 2007
Summary:

The documentary makers ask the employees of Dunder-Mifflin to review the events that occured the past weeks, through anecdotes. (It takes place after "The Job".)

All talking heads.

"Ryan: Gollum Creed! I swear to God!"


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1274 Read Count: 1717 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2007 Updated: June 16, 2007
Summary:

“God, Angela would have made an excellent Puritan.”


Categories: Other, Past, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Madge, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7605 Read Count: 22812 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2007 Updated: June 16, 2007
Summary: Set two weeks after "The Job." Ryan returns to Scranton. Will he command respect or just demand it?  Bonus plotline: a post-dumping Jim/Pam vs. Karen storyline gets revealed.
Categories: Present
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5645 Read Count: 7977 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2007 Updated: June 16, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE - An alternate universe where Pam and Roy had a wedding, Pam goes to art school in New York, Dwight owns a restaurant and Jim works for a job in advertising that he likes a lot more and gets a lot more money at.
Basically? Dunder Mifflin never exists. And everyone meets under different circumstances.

The characters are pretty much the same -- personality-wise -- they just have different roles and work different jobs.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67523 Read Count: 166976 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2007 Updated: June 15, 2007
Summary:

It's Monday morning, and Ryan wakes up in the city that never sleeps. Can he make it there? Can he make it anywhere? It's up to you, New York, New York.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: David Wallace, Hunter, Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4155 Read Count: 1097 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2007 Updated: June 07, 2007
Summary:

Jim's first barbeque was a success and so he decides to have another. Someone breaks into the liquor cabinet and things... take interesting turns.

Jim/Pam smut with a pretty hefty (for me) plot, but LOTS OF DRINKING! Which is always fun.

FINISHED!!!


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark, Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7745 Read Count: 30725 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
Summary: A conversation with Kelly puts things in perspective for Jim-with a little help from a Disney cartoon
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Creed, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Paintball, the Seven Dwarves, and Clowns
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9521 Read Count: 12668 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007