Karen
Herr's Chips lover, French speaker, Call of Duty expert.
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Stories
Summary:

A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.

A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.

There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Hunter, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Drabble, Dream/Fantasy, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1957 Read Count: 29512 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2008
Summary: The fall-out from ‘The Job.’ Some people watch Dreamgirls, crying into their wine, and some people snuggle. Others commute and are secretly voyeurs.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Episode Related
Characters: David Wallace, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1237 Read Count: 2849 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2008
Summary: Times that the office women have made the men cry and vice versa. But it's not all depressing, I promise!
Categories: Other, Present, Past
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3079 Read Count: 4339 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2008
Snapped by Mirielle Rated: K+ [Reviews - 6] 3
Summary: Pam and Jim are finally pushed to the limit...what would happen if they both snapped?

Mini spoiler for The Negotiation...starts by following parts of the episode but quickly branches out into wishful thinking (AU)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1573 Read Count: 2288 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 31, 2007 Updated: December 31, 2007
Christmas by Team Karen Rated: M [Reviews - 2] 2
Summary: Parallel stories about a couple of Dunder Mifflinites' holidays. Andy, Karen and a mystery character.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Ensemble, Karen
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 991 Read Count: 688 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2007 Updated: December 29, 2007
Summary:

Karen knew she was in bad shape when Toby sat down next to her.

 Karen's last day in Scranton.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1950 Read Count: 1902 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 22, 2007 Updated: December 22, 2007
Spiked by watercoolersarah Rated: MA [Reviews - 3] 1
Summary: Even more awkward than the words "Dunder Mifflin Inter-Branch Holiday Party" should be able to conjure up, which was a lot of awkward.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1455 Read Count: 4211 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2007 Updated: December 17, 2007
Summary: When you're leasing from a dominatrix, paying the rent takes on a whole new meaning. Firm discipline never felt so good.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Karen
Genres: In Stamford, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1910 Read Count: 1799 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 13, 2007 Updated: December 13, 2007
Summary: Karen gets some unexpected news. But how does this affect Jim and more importantly, his relationship with Pam?

Takes place a few months after "The Job", but spoilers up to "Branch Wars".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1560 Read Count: 3767 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2007 Updated: December 10, 2007
Summary: Pam and Jim, a convention, a Piano and love.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4721 Read Count: 9928 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2007 Updated: December 05, 2007
Summary: Three times Karen tries to better Jim via her credit card.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Karen
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 935 Read Count: 2062 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 05, 2007 Updated: December 05, 2007
Summary: An alternative look at what happened between Jim and Karen after "where do you see yourself in ten years?" and before "are you free for dinner?".
Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 188 Read Count: 1595 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2007 Updated: December 03, 2007
Summary: Pam's POV after Jim leaves. Spoilers for "The Merger."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2058 Read Count: 1459 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2007 Updated: December 03, 2007
Summary:

Jim isn't inviting Pam to the Christmas Eve party he and Karen are holding. Three ghosts visit him the night before the big party and try to bring him to his senses. Will he listen to them, or will he convince himself that it is all a figment of his imagination and leave things the way they are?

I guess this is kind of AU?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6841 Read Count: 14071 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2007 Updated: December 01, 2007
Summary:

Karen had always loved ice skating, the slip-slide of infinite inertia carrying her forward. Spoilers up to Branch Wars.


Categories: Other, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1014 Read Count: 1391 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 01, 2007 Updated: December 01, 2007
Intertwined by Carnivale_HBO Rated: K+ [Reviews - 7] 3
Summary: A 'what if' AU that takes place in Back From Vacation. SPOILERS up to and including Back From Vacation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1054 Read Count: 2624 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2007 Updated: November 29, 2007
Summary: Post "The Job." Karen learns love comes in many different shades.  Ch 8 added: Anal virginity is lost... kinky sex happens.  Don't let the kids read this.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12888 Read Count: 12462 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 29, 2007
Summary: She’s just now more curious than ever as to how bad Scranton can be that he would choose unemployment before going back there. An AU look at "Branch Closing"
Categories: Alternate Universe, Other
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1114 Read Count: 1541 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 27, 2007 Updated: November 27, 2007
Interlude by sophia_helix Rated: K [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary:

"He's emotionally retarded," Pam said, and went to sit next to Karen on the stairs. She didn't mention that it seemed to be contagious.


Categories: Other
Characters: Jim/Karen, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1181 Read Count: 1837 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Summary: Roy is occasionally perceptive.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1944 Read Count: 2512 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Summary:

Michael makes a toast at the party, raising his plastic cup of cream soda. "To lovers," he says. "In all forms and all colors. No judging here. No sir, not on this day of all days, when we celebrate the power…of <i>love</i>."


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4481 Read Count: 2118 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Summary: Karen's been babysitting for her mom's weird co-worker for a whole week before she even realizes they have another kid.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Karen, Ryan
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2907 Read Count: 903 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Vox by sophia_helix Rated: MA [Reviews - 14] 23
Summary: Past Featured StoryMEMBER'S CHOICE - "She didn't analyze it. Not talking to him had been weird and hard and lonely; talking to him made her happy."
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9822 Read Count: 9985 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Summary: Season three ended beautifully. But from about Benihana Christmas on, I felt that there were many near misses on Jim and Pam actually having an honest conversation.

Here's another take on what might have happened if Jim had found Pam crying over him in Back From Vacation. I know, I know...done and redone. Just can't help myself. Spoilers for Back From Vacation.





Disclaimer: I own nothing and am not affiliated in any way with anything even remotely to do with the creation of this televised story. In fact, I do not think I can have fewer connections to anyone in Hollywood, or Scranton.

I do not even work in an office.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Past, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1633 Read Count: 7557 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 24, 2007 Updated: November 24, 2007
from by ExtremelyGruntled Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 9
Summary:

A series of emails from Karen Filippelli to her unnamed friend. Starts with Beach Games and will continue through Branch Wars, so spoilers for everything in between.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3529 Read Count: 13537 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2007 Updated: November 16, 2007