Her light brown hair feels soft between Sasha’s fingers and her smile is oddly familiar, a memory like dust on an old book. Set about thirty years in the future.

It’s time for the first annual Dunder Mifflin National Sales Meeting in Las Vegas. What will go down in the city of sin, where alcohol flows, love can be won, lost and won again, and where drive-through weddings are all-too-available?

MEMBER'S CHOICE - "Here’s the thing Jim, sometimes being in love means doing things you don’t want to do for the other person. For you, right now, it means just being her friend. And I think you’re selling yourself short, you are strong enough to do this."

A woman meets Michael Scott.

A while back, Maybe Once wrote a story called Bad/Fic , in which Dwight's cousin Mose met Lonny (the Seamonster) and ickyness ensued.

Maybe Once didn't realize that the story of Mose and the Seamonster is actually one of epic love. It all starts in Mose's early days on the Schrute Beet Farm...