“Usually we would frown upon people who engage in biochemical warfare and genocide. In Columbus’ case, we gave him his own holiday and threw him a parade. Go figure.”

The title is pretty self-explanatory. The italics are hypothetical talking heads.

Pam still doesn't deal well with sudden revelations.

Please forgive me for this title. I shouldn't be posting at 12:37 a.m....it makes me name things really stupidly.  If you can come up with a better title PLEASE feel free to call it that in your mind.

My own little missing scene -- spoilers through Customer Survey

Don't own these characters, just admire them from afar. I mean no disrespect to NBC, the writers, actors, or any of those fine folks. This is just for fun. :-)

Jim Halpert is a high school English teacher starting a new life at a new school in a new town.