After being dumped by Jim, Karen tries to take back control of her life... by kidnapping Jim! What nefarious plans does Karen have in store for him? Can Pam rescue Jim before Karen makes him a castrati? Why is Dwight obsessed with semen? All this and more inside! You'd think that maybe it'd be more of a crime drama than anything else, but I'm voting for the anything else.
And how come there's no option for Genres:Twisted? I'd use that.
From the fertile minds of BitterPill, LiberryLady, and TooLateKev come sixteen nouns.
Karen. Dwight. Farm tools. Jewelry. Pleated polyester pants. Legal pads. Jar of pickled beets. Giant pandas at the zoo. Hair curlers. 70s AM radio. "Agree to disagree." Toby/Darryl story based on The Negotiation, a playground, evening, Buckaroo Banzai and... Laffy Taffy.
Honestly, the story just writes itself.
A series of related drabbles that begin prior to The Merger and continue on from there.Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.