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Reviewer: Too Late Kev Signed [Report This]
Date: April 12, 2007 06:15 am Title: The First Chapter - A warning is issued and ignored

Hey, Muggins, you'll have to star-curse your own story.  Or maybe someone else will do it for you.  I totally ignore ratings and stars of any stripe (sorry, can't resist a pun).

I'm a bit clearer on this chapter, now that we're back on familiar Dunder-Mifflin ground.  So, how far back does this curse go?  At least 3 managers so far, right?

I'm trying to think how Michael would go.  We have: icicle through the ... something (was it the eye, like in Die Hard 2 (DieHard in an airport)?); some sort of tragic photocopier accident; and decapitation.  What would be fitting for Michael?  (Hmm...ponders.)  Freak magic accident?  Ooh, vending machine falls on him.  He becomes an incredibly flat corpse.  Creed comes in, says "Looks like jam."  Jim and Pam think he's talking about them, so they start making out. 

Now Jim is Regional Manager, and he becomes impaled on the Pencil DMZ. Pam is super, super sad.

Reviewer: Too Late Kev Signed [Report This]
Date: March 12, 2007 07:05 pm Title: Against my will, I tell you this...

Hi Muggins.  I've read this twice (so far) and I don't quite get it.  I'm not sure who is speaking....

The voice seems more Dwight-like than anyone else, with his sometimes overly dramatic and crazy stories (his Grossmutter, the weddings which are "bleak affairs", etc.), but I'm not sure whether it's him.  I also can't figure out when it's really set.  

I know it's not done, so maybe as further chapters come along, my brain will catch up with yours! 

I think the real curse of the regional manager is that all the women in the office play truth or dare all day, and all the men need advice on love.  Whoops, that's... another story. 

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