Date: June 17, 2007 03:19 am Title: So very, very bad
I loved this! I'm new at the site, and just started reading the challenges. This is brilliant!
I read it and in my mind Pam gets this thick New York accent, like it's a 50's-60's bad detective movie. I do realize that the use of words is different in those movies, but somehow you reminded me of it.
Very well done!
I have a cat. He's not funny. My old dog used to hump everything in sight....
Date: March 21, 2007 08:08 pm Title: So very, very bad
Haha... Best line = Fax those straight down my panties and out my back door!
Where do you come up with that? I seriously laughed for 10 minutes...and then read it again and laughed some more. Oh Toby the smack - wait --- he does have some ties to Amsterdam....
Author's Response: Lord above, I have no idea where those lines come from. I just know I giggle like a maniac and keep typing. I honestly forgot that Toby was in Amsterdam for a week, er...a month! He could totally be Toby the Smack! I've uncovered a drug ring and didn't even know it!!!
Date: March 17, 2007 11:59 pm Title: So very, very bad
"Yeah. Sorry about that. Really needed to masturbate." I just wanted to let you know I read this story several hours ago, but this line just keeps popping into my head. Everytime it does, I'm reduced to a fit of giggles. You have made my day. Bravo!
Author's Response: Wow! So that's what keeps popping into your head? That's...not good. I seriously hope you are not like a brain surgeon or on the Bomb Squad. I just imagine lives in the balance....
Date: March 17, 2007 12:25 pm Title: So very, very bad
You should make this a series. The Office Noir? Too brilliant.
Author's Response: Sadly. Sadly. Now that Pam's been exposed (TWSS) I don't think she'll be on the case for much longer. I think her Sergeant will be coming down on her (TWSS) for botching up the case. But, no worries, she always bounces back (TWSS).
Date: March 17, 2007 09:15 am Title: So very, very bad
Ah, Pam as an oversexed film noir private dick!
Which, is, of course EXACTLY what she said.
Awesomely bad. And bizarre. Love.
Author's Response: Maybe Once, I did it all for you. Because. Bad Bizarre is always needed in the FanFic world.
Date: March 17, 2007 08:30 am Title: So very, very bad
Wow. Another dreadful (ly funny) bad fanfic. You had me at "Really needed to masturbate." Did you ever think you'd write that in a story? Ever?
Actually, you really had me at "I'm a cop" and the Michael stuff. I just wanted to repeat that above line first, because it was just too much fun. Snorty sombreros fun.
And yeah, I don't believe the story that your dog wrote this.
Did I wake up this morning and think "I'm going to have Pam talk about exploring her body?" No I did not. That's what I like about this job. You just never know what the day's going to bring. Did you know this morning you would be writing "Snorty sombreros fun." Could anyone have imagined that? No. I do not think so.
And oh yeah? My dog was seriously offended by your disbelief. He says next time he sees you he won't sniff your crotch. So...now you've got an enemy for life.
Date: March 17, 2007 06:33 am Title: So very, very bad
Since the line has already been specifically commented on, I don't have to post it myself... It's a rare occasion when I will cry from laughter (seriously, it just never happens) but I think I snorted hard enough for it to hurt -- thus tears. I'm not being too eloquent about it, but that was hilarious. Totally made my day. How delightfully awful.
Author's Response: I'll take tears anyway I can get them. Usually I just squeeze a person's nuts.