Date: March 18, 2007 10:20 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
Wow. Your use of adverbs is simply astounding.
I'm trying to come up with a proper review, but I just can't stop wondering how one "cries like a manila folder." So awesome.
Date: March 18, 2007 09:52 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
Lines that I am in love with:
Karen exclaimed with all the personality she could muster, for a character that hasn't been fleshed out by the writers.
Jim took the time to make his hair more perfect, a strand had fallen out of place.
"Hold on a second," said Karen, in a businesslike way. She then said something sincere to a supporting character. "I have to do that every fifteen minutes, they say it's part of my charm."
"I understand," said Pam, cutely, like a puppy but with added cuteness.
And, like, everything else too. Soooooo bad, but so good.
Date: March 18, 2007 09:49 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
Sombrero-snorting laughter ensued upon reading Swedge's dreadfully bad and dreadful fanfic. Swedge's bad fanfic was meaner than a junkyard dog. The "the je ne sais quois of freshly mowed snow" was especially snort-worthy, horrible, dreadful, and terrible.
I believe THAT is the first example of dreadfully bad reviewing. Thank you.
Date: March 18, 2007 09:18 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
OMG-so so bad!!!
I love it!