Date: July 23, 2008 07:13 pm Title: Casino Night
I have to say I outright laughed out loud while reading this chapter
“I…I can’t believe it.” Pam looked aghast. “I can’t believe you’ve been pranking me this whole time!” “Oh yeah!” Jim’s smile had changed from smirky to smug. “And all on camera too!”
“I…I can’t believe it.” Pam looked aghast. “I can’t believe you’ve been pranking me this whole time!”
“Oh yeah!” Jim’s smile had changed from smirky to smug. “And all on camera too!”
Author's Response: Sorry I know you reviewed this awhile ago, but I hadn't read this story in a long time, and I wanted to go back and read it before responding. Anyway, I'm glad you liked that chapter. I think I was having a little too much fun doing outrageous things to these characters, but it made me laugh too. Thanks for your review! :)
Date: July 28, 2007 02:56 pm Title: Phyllis' Wedding
“I told you, you should have followed the Schrute tradition.” Dwight told Phyllis later. “If you had, we would have already had gravesites ready for the casualties.”
=O this is completely amazing!
Author's Response: Oh, Dwight! You sure do know how to ruin a wedding don't you? As if the casualties themselves weren't enough! ;)
Date: July 28, 2007 02:54 pm Title: The Return
"and with a few swift strokes of the dagger that she always kept concealed on her person, finished off Jim and Pam both."
omg totally amazing
"“That was an overreaction,” he explained."
Author's Response: I could totally see Karen with a dagger. She's kind of like the Lara Croft of Dunder-Mifflin. I'm so glad you liked that last line too! I had fun trying to work it in! Thanks for all the reviews! You're super nice!
Date: May 19, 2007 12:09 pm Title: Beach Games
Hahaha, each one of these chapters were just so ridiculously funny (and violent! I don't think you belong in the loony bin, but have you considered anger management? ;) ) Highly entertaining!
Actually, I am in anger management. Writing this was part of my therapy. I don't know that it cured me of my violent tendencies, but I will say that bad!fic is extremely effective as a way to kill people without actually killing them. Keeps me from taking it out on people in my real life anyway. Thanks for the review!
Date: May 17, 2007 02:32 pm Title: Beach Games
Thanks for the grins, Azlin! Due to time constraints, I'm just reviewing at the end today. This whole series was a lot of fun. With your flair for numbers, did you keep track of the body count? I think there should be a spin-off: CSI: Scranton.
Running off to count dead bodies. Actually, to be honest, all I kept track of was how often Jim and Pam died and I know Jim came out ahead on that one.
Date: May 17, 2007 11:55 am Title: Beach Games
Once again, if this is the loony bin, sign me up! And OY am I on pins and needles for tonight! This certainly helps, and cracked me up completely!
Author's Response: Cool! Par-tay in the loony bin. Invite all your friends because this place is gonna be hotter than Hotel Hell. I couldn't work out a deal on flaming sheets though, so we've just got the regular ones.
Date: May 17, 2007 11:54 am Title: Beach Games
This is not an overreaction. clap.....clap.....clap...clap, woo hoo, clap, yeah, clap (sorry if that wasn't slow clappy enough)! Booze Cruise was my favorite.
Author's Response: Yay for claps at long last!!! I liked Booze Cruise a lot too, but I think my favorite was the Azlynn one. And not just because I end up with Jim. Um... except really it is just because I end up with Jim.
Date: May 16, 2007 01:51 pm Title: Back from Vacation
Holy lots of death, Batman! Still love it. *holds hands only inches apart in preparation for clapping* Can't wait for more.
Glad you still love it. And I'm still eagerly awaiting your applause! I should have the rest up tomorrow if I don't fall over dead in sheer anticipation. Can you die from a dearth of Jam? What would that look like on a death certificate?
Date: May 16, 2007 01:22 pm Title: The Merger
Darn. I was hoping Karen would turn into a Mary Sue, and step out ridiculously gracefully and ever-so-sweetly. I'm not sure how you'd work in dead Pam, though. No, I've got it.
Karen said "Jim, you and Pam are just bigger than the both of us. I have to walk away." Sadly, she crossed the street, forgetting to look both ways and accidently threw herself in front of a train, which read "Jim's career" on its side. The really strange thing is, there had never been train tracks there before.
Then, Jim can have a change of heart, and sleep on Karen's grave.
Author's Response: Hahahaha! Do you want to write the sequel? Or, better yet, you could try bad!ficcing my bad!fic. Seriously, I give you full permission!
Date: May 16, 2007 01:12 pm Title: Initiation--The Phone Call
Oh, this one was so funny!! I especially liked the making out at the funeral home, and the various spellings back and forth of Pam's last name.
Don't you think that Dwight and Andy would make out in triumph, since the death of #2 moves them both up a notch and takes out their mutual nemesis? Hmm... Dwight and Andy, in the confessional (I'm going to assume a Catholic church, so a confessional can be involved).
Dwight and Andy, huh? Sounds like you've got all the elements you need for a truly bad fic.
*passes torch to Kev*
Have at it my friend!
Date: May 16, 2007 12:58 pm Title: Booze Cruise
It was really a shame the twins were both boys.
*Laughs so hard she falls off her chair*
*laughs at you for falling off your chair* But your still laughing so that counts as laughing with you, right?
Author's Response: Aagh! I meant you're not your. That's one of my biggest pet peeves, and now I'm so ashamed. But I guess I can always just call it bad!responding and then anything goes, right?
Date: May 16, 2007 12:48 pm Title: Back from Vacation
Still SO so so hilarious! Ah, fair Azlynn, I thank thee for the laughter thou hast inspired.
This is Azlynn: Thanks! That's so sweet of you! I'm glad you think I'm so pretty and sweet and beautiful. Because I am. For sure. Anyway, I'm gonna go make out with Jim now.
This is Azlin: Shuuuut it, Azlynn! You're annoying the nice reviewers.
Date: May 16, 2007 12:26 pm Title: Back from Vacation
Hee! So much fun (although you totally should've had Karen and Pam sometimes making out from sheer lonliness). ;oP
To me, the word spinsters already connotes some implied making out for that very reason, but I guess it's possible that they really were eternally in love with Jim and decided to live a completely nunnish existence after losing him. Okay, maybe Pam was.
Date: May 16, 2007 12:25 pm Title: The Merger
Bwah! Brilliant, my dear, brilliant. Writing yourself into your own fic...now that's a damned fine idea!
You should try it! Actually, no you shouldn't (unless you're writing bad!fic yourself). That was Azlynn talking and she's even weirder than I am. Great, now I'm having conversations with myself. Fantastic. Moving on...
Funny aside: I have to admit, at first it creeped me out like nothing else to have Jim talking to me. Then I altered the name, and I was fine again.
Anyways, I'm glad you liked it. I'm living off fanfiction rather than sleep at the moment (can you tell?) and I know I've been lax about reviewing lately, but I just have to say Every Day has been making my life so much more bearable. So thanks for that!
Date: May 16, 2007 12:23 pm Title: Initiation--The Phone Call
Most brilliant thing about this chapter: Vacillating back and forth between various spellings of Pam's last name! Hee!
Author's Response: Lol! I wasn't sure people would catch that, but I couldn't resist.
Date: May 16, 2007 12:08 pm Title: Back from Vacation
HAHAHAHAHA! i think this is my favorite so far...
"established fact that Michael and Pam slept in separate bedrooms. Pam, herself, always refused to comment on the situation."
HAHAHA! and the fact that he had just won the lottery! oh that's good stuff.
Heaven help us all if Michael ever did win the lottery! Oh wait, what's that? These are just fictional characters? Please! Like I'm gonna fall for that one!
Date: May 15, 2007 08:30 pm Title: Casino Night
I hate you and your stupid pranks!
The fury of a thousand suns.... nice! hehe
Oh Pam put the scissors down and step away from the boy!! wow. I seriously don't know how to comment on this dark yet funny chapter. Wow. Did not expect that.
Author's Response: I think the line "fury of a thousand suns" should be required for something like this. Thanks for the review!
Date: May 15, 2007 08:27 pm Title: The Dundies
she left him all her dundies? What sentiment Pam! Wow. This was hilarious Azlin! You rule at bad!fic. Is that a compliment that you can write badly? Haha I don't know if it is or not, but it's sure meant to be a good thing! I love it! :)
Author's Response: Thanks! And I'm definitely taking it as a compliment. If I can't write good stuff for real, I'll gladly accept the post of mocking those who can.
Date: May 15, 2007 05:55 pm Title: The Dundies
Already in my favorites. However, (as inspiration perhaps?) I am witholding my slow clap for chapter 10. More, more, more!
And I was so craving that slow clap too. Drat! Guess I'll just have to update soon, huh?