10 [Report This]Date: August 22, 2009 05:10 am Title: Chapter 1
been studying a little too much anatomy/physiology? oh man, this is hilarious.
“Oh God Dwight, please use your muscles of mastication on me!” *thud*
Date: May 20, 2008 08:51 am Title: Chapter 1
I loved this story. Fantastic. And so timely now.
10 [Report This]Date: May 17, 2007 05:05 pm Title: Chapter 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAA... OH. MY. GOSH. So horrible.. especially because I know what ever single one of those medical terms are. *shudders from flashbacks to nursing school.* Thank you, now I'm scarreed for LIFE. ^_^
Date: May 17, 2007 02:33 pm Title: Chapter 1
i can't get the image of a naked angela begging dwight to suck on her pinna out of my head, I need to go take a bath.
Me too. I don't even know what *most* of those body parts are.....but I'm sure they are all extremely dirty.
Author's Response: pinna is actually part of the earlobe, so not really that dirty...just sounds that way :)
Date: May 17, 2007 01:34 pm Title: Chapter 1
Ooh, niiice! Is niiice the right word? Nopers, I meant, ewww, clinical!
As for the last line, Carly Simon was going to use that for her song, but after much thought, finally opted for "Nobody does it better."
Date: May 17, 2007 10:00 am Title: Chapter 1
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! So THAT'S why we have so many other terms for this stuff! Tachycardic and diaphoretic? God, I love it. I don't know what half of this means, but it's brilliant. Brilliant!
Date: May 17, 2007 09:43 am Title: Chapter 1
Haha that was effing hilarious!
Date: May 17, 2007 09:33 am Title: Chapter 1
This. Totally. Rocks.
But, Please, PLEASE go to the "challenges" section and attach this story to the Bad! Fic challenge. Because it's so deliciously awful.....I love it.
10 [Report This]Date: May 17, 2007 09:22 am Title: Chapter 1
Bwah! This is just disturbing and too, too funny. I don't even know what some of that stuff actually is (although it isn't hard to guess from context!). Brava!