Date: September 29, 2007 10:39 pm Title: Getting Dressed
WOW. How did I NOT read this before now? This is just, gah, freaking hysterical. You completely have Michael down and Pam too and I'm just loving it. It's been a while since I've laughed this hard so thank you. Awesome, awesome job.
Author's Response: I'm assuming you didn't read it before because I write really, really slow and it flew off the front page of MTT on one of those busy days when 80 people post. What I need to do is learn to type fast enough that I can post every hour on the hour. So my apologies.... And look, it took me exactly ONE MONTH to respond to your review. That is how slow I am!
Date: September 23, 2007 07:36 am Title: The Alarm Clock Sounds
Oh, my God, this is so insane but perfect. I love your Michael - how he's taking SO long to figure out what's going on - and his reaction to the boobs and his lack of penis - hee! And I love that Pam appears to be working this in the way of greater good - fixing Michael's life by standing up to Jan, no hesitation.
The big debate I'm going through right now is whether Michael ever, even once, wonders what happened to his body. Hmmm... I just don't know. Would he care?
Can I say how much I love Pam in this story. She keeps trying to do the right thing and it's like a living hell. Every line I write for her is pretty much, "Oh my god. No. This can not be happening." Every line for Michael is like "This is the most AWESOME thing EVER!" Poor, poor Pam.
Date: September 20, 2007 06:43 pm Title: The Alarm Clock Sounds
This is brilliant. When I saw you posted this up this afternoon over on the MTT board I knew I had to add it to my favorites, much like EmilyHalpert, before even reading it.
It's so perfect, dead on priceless. I'm really enjoying the fact that Pam has caught on quicker than Michael, and Michael's completely oblivious.
Trying to think like Michael is a refreshing thing. He is so 'right now' in his thoughts and statements. I can't imagine being Michael for one single second and if I were Pam, finding myself in Michael's body, I'd shoot myself. Hmm.... gotta make sure Pam doesn't find any weapons of self-destruction in the next few hours. She's definitely near the edge now.
Date: September 20, 2007 03:41 pm Title: The Alarm Clock Sounds
Before I even started reading, I had to remember to add this story to favorites. Just because well, its a Muggins story, and I have a feeling I will want to keep track of it!
Jan made Michael move his grill off of the bed and onto the back porch! How rude!
And the futon! Who does she think she is!
Oh oh oh oh oh so wrong, so wrong, so wrong!
I love your Michael (or Michael Pam... Pachael? Mam?)
"Don’t startle the breasts!"! LMAO!
"Michael, minus penis, plus boobs."
Just so you know, my roommate thinks I am crazy. I am having a laughing fit, and only quoting random lines.
"I think my penis has fallen off.”"
", she prodded the protuberance and tried to keep from giggling madly."
Wow, this... wow!
Haha! "maybe we should break up."
Wow, I love this story too much.
EmilyHalpert has officially said these words --- breasts, LMAO (has the word ass in it), penis, boobs, penis (worth mentioning twice)! Can you believe I was worried that you wouldn't read this story since you don't want anyone to be having sex? And then you're the first one quoting the dirty lines. Unbelievable!!!
When I wrote the protuberance line, I was giggling madly. I figured Pam would try to be more calm about the whole thing.
Date: September 20, 2007 03:38 pm Title: The Alarm Clock Sounds
woah, awesome! I've been waiting for Deerinthepark's story too. Hopefully you'll update a little more...actually than This Isn't Right has been. Awesome beginning! :P
When is Deerinthepark going to update?
Because I just know that Pam is going to do the nasty with Jim in Karen's body! IT HAS TO HAPPEN!
Meanwhile, I am trying with all my might NOT to have Jim do the nasty with Michael in Pam's body.
It is so unfair!
I am such an idiot, I should have had Kelly and Pam switch bodies! Then we could have had Kelly in Pam's body and Pam in Kelly's body both doing the nasty with Jim!!!! Sigh. Why don't I think these things through?