Date: February 07, 2009 10:35 pm Title: Secret #1
This story caught me surprise- it's intelligently written and FUNNY. Lines like "...audibly evident in my bilingualism (Ich stelle die Maennlichkeit dar.) and... Oh, Michael, "He suffers from a disoriented sense of volumetric judgment," had me chuckling out loud. And those two lines don't even compare to how fabulous the rest of the story is, but there's simply too much to mention. You're too witty and amazing for words. Love it.
Date: February 06, 2009 05:18 pm Title: Secret #1
These are very funny and I can hear Dwight's voice saying this stuff. Loved his conclusion regarding the teapot, and how Michael can't survive out in the wild. And the comments about his five senses were hysterical.
Date: February 06, 2009 08:37 am Title: Secret #1
You have not disappointed with this one.
He suffers from a disoriented sense of volumetric judgment. The treatment for such an ailment is unknown. In the wild, such a creature would not survive a fortnight.
God I love it so much. Your Dwight is just...perfect. Keep it coming!
Date: February 04, 2009 02:52 pm Title: Secret #1
LOL... oh boy.
The gesture obviously implied that Jim wanted to impregnate Pam Beesly, the receptionist.
That's funny stuff. Great!
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you found it funny...I wasn't sure it was the kind of humor that would translate on the page. Such a compliment from you (who has such an epic collection of comedy on this site) really means a lot.
Date: February 04, 2009 10:52 am Title: Secret #1
LOL! That is so Dwight, you got him perfect
Author's Response: Thanks, Noodles! I wish I could say it was a stretch for me to write Dwight's voice. rnMichael: "EarlyWorm, you're weirder than Dwight. Boom. Roasted"