Date: April 05, 2021 07:17 am Title: Chapter 1
This was so amazing, and so hilarious. 'Jim likes yoghurt and jellybeans. What more could Pam want?', and him not being able to get on to talking about her salad eyes on his sales calls, and the multiple 'byes' to everyone, and then their journey home with the keds and the Dundie...and then the punchline that this was all a dream, but it's ok because Jim is psychic. And all their dialogue. I just loved all of it 😂
Date: April 01, 2021 08:24 pm Title: Chapter 1
I...you're right. You are cooler than me. Jokes on you though, because it's a pretty low bar to begin with.
This entire thing is brilliant. I laughed out loud so many times, and I'd love to copy and paste the whole thing as my favorite (imagine if I just copy and pasted the entire fic in a review?) I'm going to narrow it down to my top 5 moments. In no particular order.
1. Salad eyes.
2. "So stop it."
3. The scene beginning with "Roy Leslie Anderson" and ending with "Bye Roy," Jim said.
4. "Pam I have a package for you." When I say I choked...
5. And then they banged.
Jesus Christ, Aly. This was comedy gold. Michael Scott would be proud. I'm proud.
4 out of 5 jellybeans for you. I'm holding one back for the lack of a trampoline.
Date: April 01, 2021 01:19 pm Title: Chapter 1
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ah.
Repeat 12 times. The Ah is important as you can't laugh if you aren't breathing.
I forgot what day it is. Thanks for the reminder.
Date: April 01, 2021 10:38 am Title: Chapter 1
Aly this was hysterical and a wonderful lunch break treat.
Except that I snort-laughed out loud at work on said lunch break.
But I forgive you because this was just so much fun. Thanks for the laughs.
Date: April 01, 2021 09:15 am Title: Chapter 1
Don't you dare be sorry for this wonderful, crazy, mixed-up, piece of awesome in literary form. Just everything about this is perfect. What else needs be said? Perfection, just sheer perfection. Take all the jellybeans!
Date: April 01, 2021 08:59 am Title: Chapter 1
The literary prowess.
The sheer beauty.
You have outdone yourself, good lady. The way you have put these sentences next to one another is magnificent and mighty.
Many fics require editing, but this one requires barely any at all.
Date: April 01, 2021 08:06 am Title: Chapter 1
There are a lot of stories on this website that make me cry, but this is the only one I would ever read again. I have literal tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
"Oh, we could bang!" I'M WHEEZING.
And that ending. Oh, that ending. So bad it's good. This fic is an international treasure.
Date: April 01, 2021 08:04 am Title: Chapter 1
““Bye, Roy.” Pam said.
“Bye, Pam.” Roy said.
“Bye, Katy.” Pam said.
“Bye, Pam.” Katy said.
“Bye, Katy.” Jim said.
“Bye, Jim.” Katy said.
“Bye, Jim.” Roy said.
“Bye, Roy.” Jim said.” - 10/10. You deserve every Dundie next year for this. Now, time to DoorDash a salad from Chilis
Date: April 01, 2021 08:03 am Title: Chapter 1
"A delicious salad with iceberg lettuce, spinach, kale, cucumber, green peppers, avocado, brussel sprouts, zucchini, broccoli, green beans, arugula, and ranch that has been dyed green."
Great. Now I'm laughing and I'm hungry.