I.
To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
Subject: something you left at your old desk
I miss staring at the back of your head.
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To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
Subject: Re: something you left at your old desk
I miss staring at the front of yours.
II.
To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
Subject: I can see the ocean
from my desk, but the view in Scranton was better.
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To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
Subject: Re: I can see the ocean
The view misses you, too.
(The view also requests a Stamford t-shirt. I don’t know what that’s all about.)
III.
To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
Subject: Chili’s
Chili’s called. They’ve lifted my ban, with the stipulation that I’m suitably chaperoned. Your name came up.
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To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
Subject: Re: Chili’s
I’m not surprised. That’s just one of the services we offer here at Dunder-Mifflin. Didn’t you see that in the last product line update?
IV.
To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
Subject: accomplice
I want to play a prank on Dwight, but I need your help.
So, what we do is we go back in time to casino night, and your lines are the same as before but mine are completely different—I’ll give you full creative input on the script—and then we make out in your car all night and you never move to Stamford. What do you think?
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To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
Subject: Re: accomplice
You’re right, that will drive Dwight crazy. I’m in.
V.
To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
Subject: once
You said you just needed to tell me once, but I think maybe I need to hear it again.
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To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
Subject: twice
I’ll leave in four minutes and meet you in the parking lot in approximately 2 and a half hours.
And Beesly? Use the time to study. There will be a quiz.
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To: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
From: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
Subject: three times a lady
Multiple choice, right?
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To: PBeesly@dundermifflin.com
From: JHalpert@dundermifflin.com
Subject: Re: three times a lady
True/false
Study tip: the correct answer is true.
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