Good Morning Scranton by Azlin

Summary:

It's 6am in Scranton, where are all our favorite Dunder-Miffliners?

Categories: Other Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes Word count: 1397 Read: 27067 Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007

Or among your cattle by Azlin

Author's Notes:

I think I'll let this one speak for itself...

Her cats were fed. She had prepared herself for the day and now she was all ready for her morning bible study.

Deuteronomy 7:14 "Thou shalt be blessed above all people: there shall not be male or female barren among you, or among your cattle."

Great.

If this was God's way of telling her that Sprinkles was... "in the family way" again- Wait! What if the verse was about a human not a cat. What if it was meant for her??? She shuddered at the thought.

Was she being punished for fornicating? Her anxiety worsened.

Time to pray.

End Notes:

Oh, and the bible verse is real.

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