Was Pam entirely truthful in The Secret when Jim confessed his "old" crush? This is how I would have liked it to go.
1. Tell The Real Truth, Pam by Too Late Kev
"No, I know, like, I kind of like, had a crush on you, too."
"You did?"
"Yeah, but, you know, I was engaged..."
"Yeah."
"What if I wasn't?"
"That was, like, three years ago? I guess...we'd be married by now."
"What?"
"You asked me what I thought."
"I need to break up with Roy."
Whoops, I had one word too many. Now it's right.
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