Don't Let Dunder-Mifflin Near The Fruity And Delicious Drinks by dundiefromgod

Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read: 147528 Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008

Meredith by dundiefromgod

“Whh-at are you doing Meredith?”

She finished another Greyhound, and licked her lips.

“Admiring the view Jim.”

“Uh….”

“You know, if you want a real woman, with experience…”

“Um…”

“Who knows things.”

“Yeah….Pam…”

“Pam doesn’t need to know….”

“I’m gonna—

“Let’s just say I can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.”

“Wow. Okay….”

End Notes:

This chapter was partially inspired by the reactions I read in the thousand and twenty comments left in the Treehouse thread in the MTT forum, two minutes after the new Office promo aired. (I'm just kidding....sort of.)

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