Don't Let Dunder-Mifflin Near The Fruity And Delicious Drinks by dundiefromgod

Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read: 147543 Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008

Oscar by dundiefromgod

Author's Notes:

Oscar tries the ladies.

“Hey…can I buy you a drink?”

“Oh…okay…sure.”

He sat his sixth Mojito and self down next to her at the bar.

“I’m Oscar.”

“Tiffany.”

“Oh, like the singer?”

“Who?”

“Um…nobody.”

He tried to blink her into focus. “So….I like….your hair.”

“Really? It’s so frizzy and I tried newproductbutit’ssohumiditdoesn’tworkandI….”

He sighed and sipped.

Guys were easier.

End Notes:

"I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see." -Oscar, "Beach Games."

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters and settings are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.

This story archived at http://mtt.just-once.net/fanfiction/viewstory.php?sid=2573