Don't Let Dunder-Mifflin Near The Fruity And Delicious Drinks by dundiefromgod
Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read: 147560 Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008
Dwight by dundiefromgod
Author's Notes:

Just when you thought it couldn't get any creepier...it gets way creepier.

 

 

“Just do it already, D.”

 

“I’m trying to—” Damn that Goldschlager.

 

Angela sighed. “Fine, if you have to….pretend I’m Starbuck.”

 

“That’s not—

 

“Please Commander Adama, New Caprica is in trouble.” She cooed gently.

 

“I don’t think—

 

“You are Isildur's heir….”

 

“That’s LOTR.”

 

Slap! His cheek suddenly stings.

 

“Focus!” She hissed.

 

He smiled.

 

“Possum!”

 

"Monkey!"

 

End Notes:

 

My inspiration for this one:

"Excuse me. Goldschlager, extra flakes."-Dwight K. Schrute, "The Dundies."

"Also, on a personal note, I'm not at my best when I drink."-Dwight K. Schrute, "The Christmas Party."

"Ew, ew, ew....maybe?"-Pam Beesly, "E-Mail Surveillance."

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