Don't Let Dunder-Mifflin Near The Fruity And Delicious Drinks by dundiefromgod

Don't Let Dunder-Mifflin Near The Fruity And Delicious Drinks by dundiefromgod

Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read: 147551 Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008

Stanley by dundiefromgod

“Stanley, I heard Ryan saying something about Melissa.” Kelly whispered.

“What?”

“Like, about when cherries are ripe….”

He sat down his sangria. Where was he?

“Ryan?!” He bellowed.

They made eye contact.

“Oh God no.”

“She’s sixteen!”

“No Stanley. Kelly—

“You’re gonna have to wheelchair yourself to Corporate after I’m done.”

“I—

"Don't run boy!"

End Notes:

A taste of Season 4 Kelly?

Also, if you've watched the UK office, then you know the rest of what Kelly was going to say.

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