HI! So since most people are probably reading ahead at ff.net anyway I thought I'd save you guys the hassle. So here's the next chapter. It's just some JAM speculations about where it is Michael's got going on which is such an un-understandable secret.
Disclaimer: Still own nothing... *sigh*
PBeesly: Or who?
JHalpert: No Pam. He’s with Jan. Even if could, not even Michael is stupid enough to cheat on a crazy person.
PBeesly: Oh come on she can’t be that crazy.
JHalpert: I was there when she was fired remember? And yes Pam. Yes she is that crazy.
PBeesly: Maybe he’s gone to hide in an alleyway somewhere so he can eat his 18 layered pretzels in peace… he doesn’t want Jan to gain anymore weight.
JHalpert: And he’s sharing them with his new homeless best friend, Houseless Harry.
PBeesly: Or Alleyway Anne.
JHalpert: Wow. Are we not the coolest couple ever?
PBeesly: I haven’t met anyone better yet.
JHalpert: Would he really be able to keep that a secret?
PBeesly: Yeah, you’re right. He’d tell everyone… and probably ask us to come along… Unless he’s too scared to say anything.
JHalpert: Oh. Got it. Jan’s threatened to kill him.
PBeesly: Why would he go if he knows Jan’ll kill him?
JHalpert: You know Michael. He can’t resist a free coupon.
PBeesly: Hmm… Good point.
PBeesly: Jim that lacked so much imagination it saddens me.
JHalpert: That’s what she said.
PBeesly: Tango lessons?
JHalpert: With Dwight.
PBeesly: Tango lessons with Dwight?
JHalpert: It already says that on the screen doesn’t it?
PBeesly: It’s a little far-fetched don’t you think?
JHalpert: So is everything else we’ve said.
PBeesly: Hmm… ok convince me Halpert.
JHalpert: Well it’s easy. Tango lessons were Dwight and Angela’s favorite secret activity and when they broke up Dwight needed a new partner. So who’s the first person he’d think of for anything?
PBeesly: Michael.
JHalpert: Exactly. Tango lessons are definitely no exception.
PBeesly: And since Michael needs to get away from Crazy Jan, he’d do anything.
JHalpert: You’ve got it Beesly.
PBeesly: Impressive.
JHalpert: Thank you.
JHalpert: Wow.
PBeesly: Big huh?
JHalpert: Yeah! But why would he be so upset to miss dinner with us if he’s meeting the father of the mafia?
PBeesly: Well I’d rather have dinner with us than meet the mafia.
JHalpert: Yeah you’re right, me too.
JHalpert: Let me guess, Agent Michael Scarn?
PBeesly: Exactly! Maybe he’s off meeting Catherine Zeta-Jones right now and secretly saving the world.
JHalpert: Wow. I’ve just had a huge vision of Michael meeting with someone who looks a lot like Agent 99 from Get Smart.
PBeesly: Yeah! They’re meeting in the post box out the front.
JHalpert: Which is actually the entrance to a giant secret government headquarters.
PBeesly: Oh high-five.
JHalpert: Teamwork Pam, teamwork.
PBeesly: I’ve sent letters to my mom in that post box.
JHalpert: Pam as much as we all love Alleyway Anne…
PBeesly: You’re right. She’s too good for him.
JHalpert: Plus Houseless Harry has been secretly in love with Alleyway Anne for years.
PBeesly: And she’s been too pre-occupied with a Going Nowhere Relationship with Garbage Garry to realise she feels the same way for Houseless Harry.
JHalpert: Oh my God. We just summarized our past relationship with homeless people.
PBeesly: It can happen to anyone Jim.
JHalpert: Even someone with a lame same letter nickname?
PBeesly: Especially someone with a lame same letter nickname.