Name me someone by sherlockelly
Summary:

A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.

A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.

There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other Characters: Angela, Dwight, Hunter, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Drabble, Dream/Fantasy, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 1957 Read: 34487 Published: December 27, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2008
Good boys don't think about that (Jim/Himself) by sherlockelly
Author's Notes:

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

 

Jim agrees with Michael about Pam's boobs (but not that they're the best things about her, because he's really not that sleezy, current circumstances notwithstanding) because they are really, really nice.

And maybe he should be thinking about his girlfriend right now, while he's got one hand wrapped tightly around himself, stroking upward (faster then slower, squeezing the tip and his hips jerk) but she's not here, and her boobs aren't... like Pam's.

He's a guy.

He's seen his share of porn, and he knows that girls who look like Karen don't (can't) wrap their breasts around a guy's dick.

(He closes his eyes and thinks about how that would feel if it were her and he's coming all over his hand almost before the thought is formed.)

Jim is a really nice guy.

But yeah, he's a guy.

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