J.D. shoved his hands in his pockets and looked at what seemed like an endless array of baby products while Mollie and their cousin Vanessa helped Pam pick out a gift for his Aunt Penny.

"Come on, Mom," he whined. "How long does it take to pick out a present?"

"Oh, calm down," Pam sighed. "It won't be much longer. Just look around and pick something."

J.D. let out a quiet groan and turned to his cousin Nate. "God, this is so boring," he muttered. Nate nodded silently.

J.D. grabbed a small box from the shelf and examined it.

"Lanolin," he read aloud. "For treating and protecting sore nipples." His eyes widened and he looked at Nate, who was beginning to smirk.

J.D. snickered. "Nipples..." he whispered.