Poems of Dunder Mifflin by orangeiswhorish

Summary: A poem about each character from the office.
Categories: Other, Present Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 399 Read: 6281 Published: August 04, 2020 Updated: August 05, 2020

Kelly by orangeiswhorish

She wishes she was thinner and prettier

She wishes Ryan wanted her and just her

She has all these wishes

But nothing will do

At the end of the day

She's always left feeling blue

So she resorts to shopping

And buys those bikinis in a size two

She knows they won't fit

But maybe someday they do

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