you know what they say about having a six foot handsome man on your doorstep
It may be short but I hope it’s not underwhelming… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
Happy birthday mrsk, thank you for being the internet mom friend that this mom respecter needs.
Thank you for replacing my usual beta agx and Cheryl :)
1. Chapter 1 by Yellowberry22
2. Chapter 2 by Yellowberry22
18:16 Pam Beesly
Do your thing
sibiosrestaurant.com/dinner/
Penny Beesly 18:18
Pasta shells with broccoli and peas!
This is so different from an uber eats menu
What are you up to?
18:18 Pam Beesly
Just going for dinner with a friend
Penny Beesly 18:19
A friend?
Singular?? Not plural?
Man or woman??
Wait no
Platonic or romantic
Penny Beesly 18:27
HELLO
18:31 Pam Beesly
Sorry! I was just tidying up
It’s just a friend from work…
Penny Beesly 18:31
…
18:31 Pam Beesly
A man. Romantic.
Don’t start
I hate this
Penny Beesly 18:31
Wow
The new job is going well then?
18:32 Pam Beesly
Oh god
Should I cancel? It’s way too soon to start dating a coworker
Penny Beesly 18:32
When are you meeting him?
18:32 Pam Beesly
He’s picking me up at 7
Penny Beesly 18:32
Definitely don’t cancel
Aren’t they all weirdos?
Did you tell a weirdo where you live?
18:33 Pam Beesly
He’s normal don’t worry
Penny Beesly 18:33
Well you can see my confusion. When you said
“they are all weirdos” I assumed you meant “they are all weirdos”
18:34 Pam Beesly
We can talk about this another time
Is this outfit okay?
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Penny Beesly 18:34
Lose the cardigan.
Show him your assets
They run in the family
18:36 Pam Beesly
I’m not sure
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This?
Penny Beesly 18:36
YES
I change my mind on the food option
You can’t eat garlic when you look good enough to eat
18:37 Pam Beesly
Whatever you’re insinuating, it’s not going to happen
Penny Beesly 18:37
Lolz sure
18:37 Pam Beesly
It’s a first date!
I’ll be home by 11:30
Penny Beesly 18:38
AM or PM?
18:38 Pam Beesly
PM!!!
I’m so nervous
Penny Beesly 18:40
Get the lasagna! Just don’t have garlic bread :)
What does he look like?
I’m expecting some geeky nerdy strange looking dude
Actually thinking about it you’re a perfect match
I’m rooting for you and this dork
18:42 Pam Beesly
https://www.instagram.com/jim9334/
Penny Beesly 18:44
OH MY GOD
He’s FIT
You can’t screw this up
Be on your best behavior
I mean this
No eating your food off the floor
18:44 Pam Beesly
That was one time and I was really hungry!!
Penny Beesly 18:45
I’m sure you’ll be starving even after dinner is over…
18:45 Pam Beesly
I don’t like this conversation
I’ll be back at 11:30, like I said
Brb I need to do some last minute things
Like throw up
Penny Beesly 18:46
Like adding a condom to your handbag?
18:51 Pam Beesly
What is going on with you?
I don’t like this
Penny Beesly 18:52
HAHAHAH
I don’t know
I’m really enjoying winding you up
And you know what they say about having a six foot handsome man on your doorstep
18:52 Pam Beesly
I’m so nervous
Can you stop now
I’m sweating so much
Penny Beesly 18:53
It’s normal to be nervous!
You’re going to have a great time
;)
Sorry
18:53 Pam Beesly
😐
18:57 Pam Beesly
Oh god he’s here
Penny Beesly 18:57
I want to hear all the gossip when you get back!
18:57 Pam Beesly
You will at 11:30pm.
Goodbye
Penny Beesly 18:58
Have fun!
Penny Beesly 23:31
I’m telling Mom
11:54 Pam Beesly
Please don’t.
Thank you for the very unexpected love, I was unsure of this fic but apparently people wanted more?! I love the attention so more you shall get :) And with that said, I bring to you... THE HALPERT FAMILY WHATSAPP GROUP CHAT!
I own nothing but I do have a mom who assumes I'm dead when I don't reply after two seconds.
Halpert Family + Mark
Gerald the Father, Mother, Mistake 1, Mistake 2, Mistake 1’s Wife, Mistake 2’s Wife, Mark, you
14:48 Mother
I have lots of prepared food that needs to be eaten as Paul and family were supposed to be coming over but had to cancel. Would be lovely to have everyone round tonight, we haven’t done a Halpert Friday since Tom’s birthday.
15:03 Mother
15:13 Mistake 1’s Wife
Tom and I will be there. Thank you, Betsy.
15:13 Mother
🤩
15:34 Mistake 2
Free food? Hell yeah.
15:34 Mother
Food tastes better when you eat your family… So true
Eat with your family. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry.
15:42 Gerald the Father
Why can’t Paul make it?
15:44 Mother
His daughter has a stomach bug.
15:47 Gerald the Father
Shame.
16:02 Mother
@Jim Halpert See you tonight?
@Mark Can you find out if Jimmy is coming for dinner please.
16:06 Mark
I’m in New York at the moment, sorry Betsy.
16:06 Mother
Hope you’re having a nice time, Mark. Would you like to come for dinner tonight?
16:08 Mark
I’ll be here all weekend, but thank you for the invite.
16:08 Mother
😭
16:37 Mother
16:53 Gerald the Father
@Jim Halpert answer your mother.
16:56 Mistake 2
@Jim Halpert answer Mom you naughty boy
17:02 You
Oh man
I was at work sorry for the late reply.
I would love to come for dinner but I have plans tonight.
17:03 Mother
17:18 You
Sorry Mom, next time <3
17:20 Mother
What are you doing tonight?
17:24 You
Meeting up with friends for basketball and then drinks
17:25 Mother
Enjoy.
18:43 Gerald the Father
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Raccoon heard about the food.
18:45 Mother
🤩
19:13 Mistake 1
On our way.
19:14 Mother
Drive safe.
22:37 You
You deleted a message
22:37 Mother
What did that mean?
22:37 You
Sorry Mom, that wasn’t meant for you guys
22:37 Mother
😕
22:56 Gerald the Father
@Jim Halpert are you drunk? You are worrying your mother.
23:04 You
No, not drunk. I clicked on the wrong chat by accident.
08:56 Mother
Thank you all for coming last night. @Jim Halpert are you okay? I will bring leftovers for you on my way to Aunt Julia’s.
10:29 Mother
On my way @Jim Halpert
10:42 Mother
@Jim Halpert Where are you? No car on the drive.
10:44 Gerald the Father
@Jim Halpert Answer your phone.
10:46 Mother
@Jim Halpert Left behind the bush.
10:49 Mistake 2
Jimmy missed curfew. Ground him!
10:51 Gerald the Father
Shut up Pete. Your mother is worried.
10:53 Mistake 2’s Wife
Don’t panic Betsy, I bet he stopped on a friend’s sofa as he got back late.
10:55 Mistake 1
Jimmy got some.
10:58 Mother
@Mark Do you know where Jimmy is?
11:12 Mark
No, I’m in New York, sorry.
11:12 Mother
Oh yes, have a nice time.
11:29 Mother
Worried about Jimmy.
11:34 Mistake 2’s Wife
11:52 Mother
Leaving Julia. Will drive by the river, what if he stumbled in there last night?
11:53 You
Woah
I don’t go anywhere near the river when I go to basketball Mom
11:54 Mother
Where have you been?
11:55 You replied to Mistake 2’s Wife
“Don’t panic Betsy, I bet he stopped on a friend’s sofa as he got back late.”
— I stopped on Jason’s sofa, had beers at his after Poor Richards
11:58 Gerald the Father
Are you lying to your mother, Jim?
12:00 Mistake 1
Poor Jimmy. Can a guy not have a one night stand without being questioned by his parents?
Let him do the walk of shame in peace guys.
12:01 Mother
😳
Would she like any leftovers Jim?
12:03 You
@Tom Halpert 👎👎👎👎