This is response to an Improv!Fic/ five random objects challenge I asked for over at TWoP. I work at Borders, and there are very slow periods so this was the perfect way to pass the time. Special thanks to Starshine629 for my five random objects! Also, this fic did not have a beta reader due to the sort of improv/fast writing approach. If there is anything major, I will go back and fix it. But I think it's readable. Oh, also sorry if there are formatting problems. If someone wouldn't mind telling me the secret to making my text the same size, that'd be awesome. I'm using OpenOffice but saving as .doc (if that helps).