I don't own any of the intellectual property here, just the less-than-intellectual plotline and dialogue, and even that is dubious.   I certainly don't own any characters, settings, or other official Office stuff.   Sucks to be me, huh?

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I started writing fanfic as an antidote to the angst on the regular show, which was eating me alive.   So how the heck did I come to start writing such an angsty story?   At least I can promise you a little resolution.....