Pam and Jim were so happy they melded into one person, and became one great big pile of JAM. Well, they were still happy together, they didn’t care that they were just basically mushy goo.

            That all changed the day the giant came by. See, this was a very hungry giant, and he hadn’t eaten for days. He had a piece of giant toast (which he roasted over a volcano), but, he didn’t like toast dry, so he was wandering the countryside, trying to find something to smear on his toast. And then he stumbled upon JAM.

            As he put the goo on his toast, JAM screamed, but the giant was so hungry, he thought it was his stomach rumbling. He quickly ate the toast, and JAM slid down his throat and died.

            But as it turned out…the Pam part of the jam was pregnant! The baby was born as a ghost and escaped from the giant’s belly. The ghost baby was a girl, and resembled a jellyfish, but had Pam’s curly hair, and Jim’s green eyes. The ghost baby walked around, and found its way to Atlanta (she could tell it was Atlanta because of all the Braves fans).

            Soon, invisible ghost baby found a swing set in a nice suburban home. There was a bright red baby swing on it, and it looked like it was fun. However, it hadn’t been used in years, and there was a lot of bird poop on it. Invisible ghost baby floated up, and sat in the swing, and strapped herself in. As she started pumping, she ate the bird poop because she was very hungry. As she ate, she swung higher and higher. She wasn’t paying attention to how high she was swinging, and she flew all the way around the top bar (thank goodness she was strapped in, or else she would have fallen out).