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"I know something about revenge, Kelly"
"Andy, what are you talking about?"
"Ryan dumped you."
"And?"
"Don’t you want to get back at him?"
"Maybe. But he’s in New York now."
"He’ll be here on Friday for a meeting."
"What are you saying?"
"You, me, oppingshay, inkpay umpspay, ushupbrapay…. PDA-ay."
"Shopping?"
