“Hyellow?”

“Oh God...I should hang up...  Andy?”

“It's...Drew, actually.”

"Listen, you’re cute...-ish, and I watched Titanic yesterday? And I’m feeling, like, you know…”  (silence)

"Depressed? 

"...no..."

"Sorry...I guess I‘m not sure what…”

"I'm horny. Let’s make out. …Oh God, I did NOT just say that…”

“...Is this a joke? ...Mom?…"

"Andy, shut up."

"Ok.”

“Meet me at my desk.”

“Will do.  Uh... Who... is this again?”