“You totally can not wear that. It doesn’t match at all.”

“I assure you, my lady, Andy Bernard can wear stripes and plaid with great aplomb.”

“Well, Kelly Kapoor doesn’t think so. Take it off, now.”

“Which? The stripes or the plaid?”

“Both.”

“But--”

“Both.”

“Well then, you are in for a treat. Andy Bernard’s boxers just happen to be striped and plaid.”