Video Interviews after a meeting called by Ryan Howard to discuss the website and the need to come in to work on Saturday.
Stanley Hudson
Ryan wants social networking. I just want my commissions. He wants to reinvent selling paper. I just want my commissions. He wants a “one stop” experience. I just want one Ryan to stop with the crap and give me my commissions.
Kevin Malone
Did you see the cool thing he did with his hands and 2.0? I’m gonna use it every time Angela asks me for a number until she gets mad. And then maybe a little more.
Meredith Palmer
They were too judgmental about that predator. It’s so easy to stick a label on someone. All he wanted was a picture of me wearing a thong.
Oscar Martinez
The website reduces a lot of paperwork. So instead of three accountants doing the work of two, we’re doing the work of one. I’d be worried someone might figure this out but our boss is Michael.
Angela Martin
I’m glad we have to come in to work tomorrow. Watching Kevin eat jelly beans five days a week just isn’t enough for me.
Phyllis Vance
Stanley is so right about the lost commissions. My frustration wouldn't fit in a rowboat.
Andrew Bernard
Angela has been pretty icy lately but my heart has snow tires. I’m wearing her down. So I'm glad we have to come in on Saturday. With a little of the old Bernard Charm and a stop at Cafe Break Room I’ll make progress. My goal is first base by July.
Toby Flenderson
The social networking on the website makes me feel much closer to my coworkers. Like I could almost reach out and touch her. Them.
Creed Bratton
I’m not in sales so I’m not sure if I have to come in tomorrow or not. But I definitely need to wake up before they arrive.
Pam Beesly
I had fun creating a profile when they added that feature. The website asked me for my likes and dislikes about all sorts of things. It was more interested in me than most of my coworkers are.
Kelly Kapoor
Oooh look at mister big corporate cool guy. I hope somebody 2.0 punches him in the heart.
Dwight Schrute
Yes we had a problem with predators and I worked with the local police and the IT department to secure the site. It’s now no more likely that we’ll have another incident than it is me meeting a hobbit or an amazon woman.
Jim Halpert
The website just makes customers realize that they can do without salesmen. It’s a small jump from that to realizing they can do without paper. So - not a good idea.
Michael Scott
I just love seeing Ryan take charge of the conference room and try his little heart out. He may have flown the coop but he’s always welcome in my nest.