INT.-THE WAREHOUSE
We see Dwight leaving the "love-nest" that he and Angela have sex in. His clothes are a mess. He is tucking his shirt back into his unzipped pants when we see Isabel walking towards him. She looks worried.
DWIGHT
Isabel? What... what are you doing here?
ISABEL
They told me you might be down here. Dwight... we need to talk.
(beat)
Were you... using a bathroom down here?
DWIGHT
(looking at his own state of undress)
Uh... no. Yes! I have all of my... midday
bowel movements down here.
(takes Isabel by the arm)
Uh... let's go back upstairs...
A sloppy looking Angela exits the room, sliding the door closed. She sees Dwight and Isabel and tries to go back but it's too late.
ISABEL
What's... she doing in...
(realization)
Oh my God. Oh my GOD! Dwight!
DWIGHT
No... hold on...
ISABEL
(very upset)
You were having.. sex with her? Oh my GOD!
DWIGHT
(soothing)
Isabel... baby. It's just business. Horrible... horrible
business.
ANGELA
Hey!
(to Isabel, smugly)
We have a contract. And Dwight will honor that contract.
ISABEL
This can't be happening. That's it! No more sleeping
with this midget!
ANGELA
(gasps)
And no more sleeping with this.. tall person, Dwight!
(to Isabel)
Dwight and I are having a baby!
ISABEL
No! Dwight and I are having a baby!
DWIGHT
(smoothly)
Ladies... ladies. There is no need to fight over my sperm.
I can easily inseminate both of you. I just need 17 minutes,
Isabel and we can get started.
(beat)
13 minutes if you have that "Hitler/Eva Braun" x-rated movie on you.
Would it be possible to go home and get...?
ISABEL
No! You don't understand! We are having a baby! Very soon, Dwight!
(beat, with large tear filled eyes)
I'm... pregnant.
Dwight and Angela stare at Isabel, stunned. She bursts out crying and the three are motionless for a split second until a loud, piercing scream jars everyone. The three look around, confused as to the origin point of the shriek.
INT. WAREHOUSE-HIDDEN SLEEP NOOK
We see Jim and Pam still laying on top of the pallets. Pam is wide-eyed in terror, her hands over her mouth. Jim has one hand over Pam's. Then he clamps his other hand over his own mouth and looks at the camera, horrified.
Story Notes:
To be honest, I was a bit underwhelmed by the season 6 finale. A lot underwhelmed, actually. Nothing said "SEASON FINALE!!!" to me and things just got solved way too easily. Over on the Life In the Office site we were kinda grumbling about that and how we thought it should have gone. So this popped into my head, a short, silly script that I think would've been kinda funny to see. I'll see how YOU feel about it.. lol...
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