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Author's Chapter Notes:

Just a little something I was compiling on the ride home and it seemed like as good a time as any to post. Haven't even seem the entire show from last night but the few minutes I did see made me happy and optimistic! I think the title explains it all.

 Disclaimer: The characters belong entirely to someone else but I like to take them out for a spin every now and then.

1. "Good morning sleepyhead."

"Mmmph."

"Come on, Pam, time to wake up."

"Don't wanna. Tired...recovering…"

"But your breakfast is getting cold."

"Hmph? Oh my god! You didn't!"

"I did. I hope you don't mind."

"Huh. Do I mind having you make me breakfast in bed. Uh, no! Hey, how did you do all this without waking me?"

"I'm stealthy."

"Really!"

"Yep. Like a ninja."

"And how does one develop ninja skills in Scranton?"

"Pam, you don't just develop ninja skills one day - you're either born with them or you aren't. If you're lucky enough to have been born with them..."

"...like you..."

"...yes, like me, then you can hone them over time. If you aren't born with them, you're just out of luck."

"Wow!"

"Oh yeah. There are certain things such as rhythm or intelligence that you can't improve on much. But other skills can be learned, developed and improved over time. With practice, of course."

"Like what, Professor Halpert?"

"Well, like riding a bike or playing a sport. Or even like, say, sex."

"Oh, now I'm intrigued! Do tell!"

"Well, for instance, did you enjoy last night?"

"Immensely."

"Well, what if I told you that practice would make it better."

"Better? Really?"

"Oh yeah."

"How is that even possible?"

"Are you up to testing my theory?"

"Absolutely. For the purposes of science of course."

"Of course!"

"But first I need food. I'm hungry!"

"May I serve you."

"Please."

"Here. Try this..."

"Mmmmmm….”

“I thought this morning's lesson could combine science and culinary arts. Is that all right with you?”

"I think that would be, oh! ……. Just fine. Silly me, I thought the whipped cream was for the strawberries."

“Pam, you have so much to learn.”

“Teach me…”

 

2. "Good morning."

"Morning."

"Did you sleep well?"

"Fabulously. I had the most amazing dream last night."

"Really. Amazing?"

"Awesome."

“Are you sure it was a dream?”

“Well, maybe not, but it did seem too incredible to be real…”

"Can you tell me about it?"

"It's just kind of hard to do it justice with words..."

"Maybe you could demonstrate and we could act it out?"

"Yeah…that might work. First, you move over here."

"Okay. Should I put my fingers... there?"

"Mmmm....that's about right."

"And my mouth here."

"Yesssss...."

"Oh, but it's hard to talk and do this at the same time."

"That's okay - we were just about done with the talking part anyway..."

 

3. "Hey."

"Hi there."

"This is just...so surreal isn't it?"

"I know what you mean. It's like a crazy dream."

"Jim, did you ever..."

"What?"

"Did you dream about me while you were in Stamford?"

"Maybe..."

"Oh, you did! I can tell. Were they dirty dreams?"

"Wow!"

"Well, were they? I want to know!"

"Why?"

"You tell me your dreams, I'll tell you mine."

"Okay, there were a few dreams that may have exceeded the PG-13 rating."

"Do tell!"

"Oh, god!"

"What?"

"I've created a monster."

"Come on, Jim! There's no holding back now that you've seen me naked!"

"Actually, about that. It was pretty dark last night and I really didn't get to see..."

"Hmm. Okay. How about…………now?"

"Christ, Pam."

"What?"

"Come here."

"Why?"

"You showed me something, now I want to show you something."

"Oh, god."

"What?"

"I've created a monster..."

 

4. "Good morning, beautiful."

"Good morning, handsome."

"God, you look so gorgeous when you wake up."

"Oh my god! My hair is a mess and I think I was drooling."

"Pam?"

"What?"

"Shut up and kiss me…"

"No way! I need to brush my teeth first."

"I don't care."

"I do."

"Don't get up. Please stay here with me!"

"I just want to brush really quick."

"Come on!"

"Well, I'm not kissing you with morning breath."

"Then don't! Just come here and cuddle with me."

"Okay.....Jim!"

"What?"

"Don't play innocent with me, Halpert! 'Just cuddle' my ass!"

"It’s not like I can control it, Pam! I can't help it if you're so gorgeous in the morning."

"Actually, that gives me an idea."

"What's that?"

"I guess I could kiss you...well, somewhere else."

"Like where?"

"You know..."

"No, I really don't."

"Jesus, don't make me say it! Maybe in the dark but not right now, for the first time, with my best friend Jim looking at me in broad daylight!"

"You're the one who opened that door, Pam! Besides, I think we officially went past being best friends right about the second time you begged me to 'give it to you' last night."

"You're right. Okay then, do you know where else I want to kiss you?"

"Where?"

"Um....in the living room. After I brush my teeth."

"Smart ass. All right, if you insist you can go brush. I'll even join you but only if you agree to one condition."

"What’s that?"

"We must remain naked while we brush."

"So, we're past being best friends, huh?"

"Oh yeah. Way beyond. I can't even see it in the rearview mirror anymore."

"That's okay. I think I'm gonna really like this new phase of our relationship."

"Yeah. Me too...."

 

5. "Hey there."

"Sleep well?"

"Yeah. You?"

"Never better."

"So...again?"

"Oh yes. Please."

“God, I love you.”

“Mmm. I love you too.”



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