Rated: K+
Categories: Jim and Pam Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Word count: 20157 Read: 22994 ePub Downloads: 8
Published: May 25, 2019 Updated: July 04, 2019
Michael feels very blessed a little earlier than Season 4 and Meredith is spared from being hit by his car. Instead, he hits someone else – because he’s Michael and occasionally he’ll hit someone with his car. So sue him? Set Season 3.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, apart from my collection of The Office inspired t-shirts and a gift voucher from winning a The Office themed trivia night (which may just be the highlight of my life to date). Any lines of recognisable dialogue are adapted from the show. The title is from a fantastic song by Frightened Rabbit, a Scottish band, that I couldn't even begin to recommend enough. The chapter titles are also from the song.
1. 1: Even in the blackout, I know by JennaBennett [Reviews - 7] 6 (2233 words)
“One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.”
2. 2: And watched the color rush forth by JennaBennett [Reviews - 4] 6 (2194 words)
"You spend your whole life trying to get people to like you and then you run over one person with your car..."
3. 3: Forced the life through still veins by JennaBennett [Reviews - 5] 5 (2220 words)
“Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car. So sue me.”
4. 4: I can see the paint on your toes by JennaBennett [Reviews - 3] 4 (2303 words)
“I love my employees. Even though, I hit one of you with my car-- for which I take whole responsibility.”
5. 5: I am floating by JennaBennett [Reviews - 3] 4 (2410 words)
“So, double jeopardy, we're fine.”
6. 6: You put the blood to my blue lips by JennaBennett [Reviews - 3] 2 (2186 words)
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
7. 7: And with two steps, I'm saved by JennaBennett [Reviews - 3] (2322 words)
“I'll tell you what's going on. This office is cursed. And we have to do something.”
8. 8: Filled my heart with red again by JennaBennett [Reviews - 8] 16 (4289 words)
“I never puked my heart out. I’m very, very proud of that.”