This will be three chapters, each with a pretty distinct vibe. It’s mooooooostly done, so you should see this finished by Labor Day at the latest.

Formerly known as "I'm Somewhere Between Aly and Coley in Coolness."


DISCLAIMER:

STANLEY:
Hurry, Pam, I need to know how much hellfire is going to rain down on me.

PHYLLIS:
I thought Terry knew about Cynthia?

STANLEY:
She does. But neither of them know I’ve been writing fanfiction that doesn’t acknowledge all publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners; the original characters and plot are the property of the author; the author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise, and no copyright infringement is intended.

ALL:
*various exclamations of shock*