Halpert Family + Mark
Gerald the Father, Mother, Mistake 1, Mistake 2, Mistake 1’s Wife, Mistake 2’s Wife, Mark, you
I have lots of prepared food that needs to be eaten as Paul and family were supposed to be coming over but had to cancel. Would be lovely to have everyone round tonight, we haven’t done a Halpert Friday since Tom’s birthday.
15:13 Mistake 1’s Wife
Tom and I will be there. Thank you, Betsy.
15:34 Mistake 2
Free food? Hell yeah.
Food tastes better when you eat your family… So true
Eat with your family. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry.
15:42 Gerald the Father
Why can’t Paul make it?
His daughter has a stomach bug.
15:47 Gerald the Father
@Jim Halpert See you tonight?
@Mark Can you find out if Jimmy is coming for dinner please.
I’m in New York at the moment, sorry Betsy.
Hope you’re having a nice time, Mark. Would you like to come for dinner tonight?
I’ll be here all weekend, but thank you for the invite.
16:53 Gerald the Father
@Jim Halpert answer your mother.
16:56 Mistake 2
@Jim Halpert answer Mom you naughty boy
I was at work sorry for the late reply.
I would love to come for dinner but I have plans tonight.
Sorry Mom, next time <3
What are you doing tonight?
Meeting up with friends for basketball and then drinks
18:43 Gerald the Father
Raccoon heard about the food.
19:13 Mistake 1
On our way.
You deleted a message
What did that mean?
Sorry Mom, that wasn’t meant for you guys
22:56 Gerald the Father
@Jim Halpert are you drunk? You are worrying your mother.
No, not drunk. I clicked on the wrong chat by accident.
Thank you all for coming last night. @Jim Halpert are you okay? I will bring leftovers for you on my way to Aunt Julia’s.
On my way @Jim Halpert
@Jim Halpert Where are you? No car on the drive.
10:44 Gerald the Father
@Jim Halpert Answer your phone.
@Jim Halpert Left behind the bush.
10:49 Mistake 2
Jimmy missed curfew. Ground him!
10:51 Gerald the Father
Shut up Pete. Your mother is worried.
10:53 Mistake 2’s Wife
Don’t panic Betsy, I bet he stopped on a friend’s sofa as he got back late.
10:55 Mistake 1
Jimmy got some.
@Mark Do you know where Jimmy is?
No, I’m in New York, sorry.
Oh yes, have a nice time.
Worried about Jimmy.
11:34 Mistake 2’s Wife
Leaving Julia. Will drive by the river, what if he stumbled in there last night?
I don’t go anywhere near the river when I go to basketball Mom
Where have you been?
11:55 You replied to Mistake 2’s Wife
“Don’t panic Betsy, I bet he stopped on a friend’s sofa as he got back late.”
— I stopped on Jason’s sofa, had beers at his after Poor Richards
11:58 Gerald the Father
Are you lying to your mother, Jim?
12:00 Mistake 1
Poor Jimmy. Can a guy not have a one night stand without being questioned by his parents?
Let him do the walk of shame in peace guys.
Would she like any leftovers Jim?
@Tom Halpert 👎👎👎👎