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Pseudonyms, Please: William C. Schneider

Email: rubbertree@bubblesqueak.com

Subject: Low Quabity Lungs

Message: A supposed former Grass Roots member turned quabity assuance (sp?) manager is on a rampage because someone spilled the beans about him having asthma. He was heard on the phone trying to clear things out with his scuba diving instructor but it didn't seem to work as he was then seen throwing a chair in a fit of anger. It's pretty scary to think that an 85 year old can do that. 

People should do their best to avoid him while he calms himself down. I heard he's killed people before. Rumor has it that someone tried stealing from him and his decapitated body was later found in the woods just outside of Scranton.