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Subject: I ain't sayin' she a gold digger 

Message: After not one, but two failed office romances, I heard that a certain accountant is now open to dating people outside of the office. And from the looks of things, she liked the wealthy lifestyle of her last fiancé so much so, that she's now exclusively only dating billionaires. And her latest fling is none other than the owner of the Quizno's on Mulberry Street. Yup, that's right. The 81 year old owner of Scranton's Quizno's. I heard they met when she went to pick up a party platter of subs for some office party that she was throwing.

It shouldn't be a surprise to anyone that she tried to keep it a secret. Apparently she had a hush hush relationship with her family pastor. Then, she dated her first office romance for years in secret. And THEN had a secret (well, only from her fiancé) affair. But the thing she's really trying to keep a secret? The fact that this self proclaimed vegetarian's favorite sub is the French Dip. I guess she likes juicy meat after all.