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Pseudonyms, Please: Explains Things Like You’re Five


Email: actually@gay.com


Subject: Yo Quiero Taco Bell


Message: Ever watched that Taco Bell commercial back in 1997? Word on the street is that the chihuahua was voiced by one of the accountants in the most controversial branch. It’s a shame his career didn’t take off after this and he ended up working for a failing mid-size paper company.


Let’s hope his boss doesn’t catch wind of this. I heard he accidentally outed him in front of the entire office and then tried to kiss him (I think the boss is gay too?) Things got so bad that the company gave him a three month vacation and a company car so he wouldn’t press charges.


Maybe he should try going back into voice acting again. I saw an ad for a fast food commercial and they’re looking for someone who can do a Savannah accent. That shouldn’t be hard for someone with his expertise… right? 



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