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Member Since: July 22, 2006

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Baby Talk by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 438] 122
Summary:

More Jim and Pam and their adventures in raising baby Jill!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96586 Read Count: 204044 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: March 03, 2010
Summary: Past Featured Story(or, Everyone Else Wrote It, Why Can't I?) If you aren't sick to death of tales about such an historic event, here's one more version - told to you by the daters themselves.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15896 Read Count: 27034 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2008 Updated: September 03, 2008
Summary: Past Featured StoryTwo days after the Booze Cruise...what might've happened if Jim had confessed sooner.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Mark
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88192 Read Count: 291222 ePub Downloads: 96
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2008 Updated: July 11, 2008
June 10th by wendolf Rated: M [Reviews - 235] 95
Summary: Past Featured StoryImagine Jim’s confession on Casino Night never happened and Pam actually made it down the aisle on June 10th . . . only to say “I don’t”.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33398 Read Count: 142720 ePub Downloads: 29
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2008 Updated: April 18, 2008
Summary: Past Featured Story

This will just be a series of short vignettes about Jim and Pam getting to know one another as they start their adventure into true coupledom. Embarrassing moments, phobias, guilty pleasures....the truth comes out.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8782 Read Count: 69195 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2007 Updated: February 24, 2008
Summary: Past Featured Story

Michael's looking for a long lost relative - with (hopefully) hilarious results.  Set S4ish - NO SPOILERS - with a healthy dose of a blissful Jim and Pam because I simply can't help myself.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9433 Read Count: 13359 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: January 21, 2008
Summary: Past Featured Story

A year or two before the cameras arrived, Michael takes the staff to the Poconos for a camaraderie event.  Much unresolved sexual tension and angst ensues (uh, between Jim & Pam, not the entire staff).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151194 ePub Downloads: 66
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryPost-"Gay Witch Hunt"; Pam's growing up and realizing that if you want something, sometimes you have to fight for it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 128465 Read Count: 418303 ePub Downloads: 126
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2006 Updated: September 23, 2007
Summary:

The Scranton Business Park is holding a charity auction, and Michael makes it mandatory for all the men to participate. Set sometime after Season 3. This was inspired by some comments on TWoP in the "Series Wishes" thread.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4530 Read Count: 14816 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 14, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Stolen by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 169] 62
Summary:

Inspired by the finale and the seasons that preceeded it.  Enough said.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21030 Read Count: 69148 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2007
Summary: A sequel of sorts to Four Dunder Mifflin Employees Who Find Out They're Pregnant... And One Who Doesn't but you don't have to read that one for this one to make sense.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Married
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4675 Read Count: 15963 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2007 Updated: June 07, 2007
Summary:

No matter how much this couple is perfect for each other, they are bound to have flaws. Jim and Pam head to marriage counseling, and learn to deal with their issues in a semi adult manner.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst, Humor, Married
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28635 Read Count: 35418 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

Member's Choice - “My father died, so I’ll need a few days.” She explained in an unaffected sounding voice that surprised even herself. The three other parties in the room were stunned into silence. Jim spoke first. “Jesus, Pam…” She stood with her back to him and addressed Michael as if Jim had not made a sound…as if Jim did not exist. It was the only way.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40335 Read Count: 157464 ePub Downloads: 42
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288884 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Summary: Jim and Pam go out to dinner. The menu? A big heaping plate of FLUFF.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3904 Read Count: 9867 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 19, 2007 Updated: May 19, 2007
Only by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 366] 169
Summary: Past Featured Story

This picks up pre-merger and is spoiler free, a bit AU as well.  I began this back in October (maybe even September), and obviously the show has deviated quite a bit from what I speculated here.

This begins with angst, but there is a great deal of fluff, steam, smut, and silly...for several, several chapters.  My idea was to go beyond the happy ending, so to speak.  

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 96362 Read Count: 257589 ePub Downloads: 81
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: May 17, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

A post-Beach Games fic.  Some glimpses of what might've happened after the cameras stopped rolling (not that enough didn't happen while they were rolling...). 

Spoilers through Beach Games.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10963 Read Count: 48621 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: May 10, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is a transcript of The Newlywed Show, taped in December 2009.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Ryan/Kelly, Todd Packer
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7859 Read Count: 12315 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 13, 2007
Surprise by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 66] 24
Summary:

5 times Pam shook Jim Halpert up. And it's about damn time.

No spoilers in sight. Nothing but some fluff as sweet as candy floss....


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7735 Read Count: 28401 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Jackpot by xoxoxo Rated: M [Reviews - 48] 15
Summary:

Jim, Pam and a weekend in New York - set in the fluffy future.  Not a spoiler in sight.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4947 Read Count: 15304 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
Summary:

Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).

My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 86603 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137662 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Summary:

Pam and Jim are getting to be friendly again, and engage in a little instant messaging.

Post-Safety Training


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5267 Read Count: 19506 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 15, 2007
Elsewhere by girl7 Rated: MA [Reviews - 195] 59
Summary:

Jim's basketball game with the C.F.O. (not his actual initials) gets interrupted with news from what happened at Poor Richard's; he reacts accordingly.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31449 Read Count: 115831 ePub Downloads: 34
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
Twelve Days by xoxoxo Rated: MA [Reviews - 245] 117
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim, Pam...and a partridge in a pear tree.  There are 12 days of Christmas - there will be 12 chapters of this story. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26401 Read Count: 57245 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: December 07, 2006 Updated: December 30, 2006