Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009

Bio:

Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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Slow by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 147] 157
Summary: Pam said she wanted to take things slow. So this is how it all goes down (in some cases, quite literally). The aforementioned, multi-chapter, essentially plotless smut-fest that I've been promising. Essentially smut for smut's sake, since we really saw next to nothing on air. Enjoy ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124215 Read Count: 146012 ePub Downloads: 127
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2021
Summary:

 7 authors. 21 songs. The most shameless smut this site has ever seen.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Death by a Thousand Cuts
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119765 Read Count: 64204 ePub Downloads: 42
[Report This] Published: September 22, 2020 Updated: November 10, 2020
Summary:

"I need to get out of this dress."

"I need to get out of this dress." 


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Married, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8225 Read Count: 4002 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 30, 2020 Updated: May 30, 2020
Summary:

When it is revealed that Pam missed out on the joys of her senior prom, Jim and Michael bring the employees of Dunder Mifflin together for a night that everyone will remember.

Not at *all* inspired by Savage Garden. 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27194 Read Count: 10385 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2020 Updated: May 11, 2020
Summary: In the deleted scene from "Dwight K. Schrute: Acting Manager," Jim and Pam have a little spat about Katy. This is what happened when they got home.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Katy
Genres: Angst, Married, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3980 Read Count: 3946 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2020 Updated: April 14, 2020
Summary: Jim isn't satisfied with the way he left Pam on the beach. In the middle of the night, he needs answers. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4862 Read Count: 2429 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2020 Updated: April 01, 2020
Summary: Oh, their true love gave it to them alright. Twelve ways from Christmas.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: 12 Days of Christmas
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56785 Read Count: 31861 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2019 Updated: March 20, 2020
Summary: All she did was ask him to proofread a paper for art class.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5814 Read Count: 3600 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2020 Updated: March 01, 2020
Snaps by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 15] 40
Summary: Pam is upset that Jim wants to wait until Karen is out of the office to start their relationship. So she paints a picture. And drinks a bottle of wine. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7643 Read Count: 6146 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2019 Updated: November 04, 2019
Summary: Pregnant Pam is tired of being treated gently. Jim steps up to the challenge. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5406 Read Count: 9603 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2018 Updated: February 01, 2019
Unwrapped by Coley Rated: MA [Reviews - 46] 100
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam, a snowstorm, and a bottle of tequila. Could a Christmas miracle finally force these two to be honest with each other? 

Takes place immediately following A Benihana Christmas. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18206 Read Count: 26175 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2018 Updated: January 17, 2019
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim brings Pam home for Thanksgiving.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Larissa Halpert
Genres: Fluff, Holiday
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14854 Read Count: 7513 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2018 Updated: December 01, 2018
House Call by Coley Rated: MA [Reviews - 8] 25
Summary: Jim calls in sick to work.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3851 Read Count: 3587 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2018 Updated: November 03, 2018
Summary: Some mornings are different than others for Pam and Jim. Plotless fluff. Set against seasons 4, 5, & 6.
Categories: Present, Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5018 Read Count: 2496 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 04, 2018 Updated: October 04, 2018
Wake Me Up by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 100] 113
Summary: Past Featured Story

**NOW COMPLETE!!**

Jim receives a peculiar call from Pam in the middle of the night that slowly turns into a habit for the pair.

Multi-Chapter, set after Booze Cruise.

Based loosely on the lyrics to "Wake Me Up" by Billy Currington (wait, I'm writing a fic based on a song?!? Who would've thought? ;) 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 129656 Read Count: 107259 ePub Downloads: 87
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2017 Updated: May 21, 2018
Whisker Burn by BigTuna Rated: MA [Reviews - 5] 25
Summary: My contribution to our (hopefully growing) collection of beard smut, in which Jim grows a beard and Pam is turned on by it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Beardy Jim Halpert
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2630 Read Count: 3578 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2018 Updated: April 05, 2018
Summary: Beard smut for the sake of beard smut. I have no excuses. Blame A Quite Place.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Beardy Jim Halpert
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3096 Read Count: 3392 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 04, 2018 Updated: April 04, 2018
Prank Wars by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 10] 33
Summary: Jim Halpert is Dunder Mifflin's ultimate prankster. But when his girlfriend Pam tries to start a war against him, they find themselves in a little bit of trouble that leads to some steamy pranks that he never saw himself dealing out.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11761 Read Count: 10038 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: November 14, 2017 Updated: December 01, 2017
Summary:

Based on the song with the same title, a quick glimpse into the post-Office, everyday life of the Halpert family.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6629 Read Count: 3070 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: November 15, 2017 Updated: November 18, 2017
Loose Ends by Dedeen Rated: K [Reviews - 60] 29
Summary: The Halperts run into people from their past.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Roy
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16012 Read Count: 29034 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2010 Updated: September 04, 2013
Shift by thirtypercent Rated: MA [Reviews - 140] 93
Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim never went to Stamford? What if Pam started making life changes a little sooner?

An AU look at season 3.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23367 Read Count: 97968 ePub Downloads: 57
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2007 Updated: May 15, 2013
Summary: Jim Halpert: Salesman, single dad and accidental romantic lead.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 49472 Read Count: 48778 ePub Downloads: 29
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2009 Updated: September 10, 2012
Comments: The sexual tension in this just kills me. In a good way.
Summary: Story idea courtesy of NanReg - Jim's mom notices how happy her son is. Set in the summer between Season 3 & 4. Jim and Pam interaction included - fear not, that's why it's rated M. Part of Memories are made of this.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: Memories Are Made of These
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3805 Read Count: 3966 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2012 Updated: June 18, 2012
Summary: Past Featured StorySeason 8 post episode one shots. Like "Harmony" only, they're Season 8. NOW COMPLETE.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57219 Read Count: 71680 ePub Downloads: 50
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2011 Updated: May 14, 2012
Summary: Past Featured StoryAfter spending a week at home while pretending to be on jury duty, Jim reflects on the past few weeks, gets some news from Michael, and spends a morning with his wife and kids.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3581 Read Count: 3015 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2012 Updated: March 18, 2012