Penname: sherlockelly Real name: Kelly
Member Since: October 29, 2006

Bio:

I'm a senior at a liberal arts college in Southern California, but I'm originally from small-town Maryland. I'm a Media Studies major with a focus on Television Screenwriting.

And I'm kind of in love with Karen. And by kind of, I mean a lot.

Yay!


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Favorite Stories
Distraction by HowDroll Rated: MA [Reviews - 6] 8
Summary: Ryan gets distracted by the receptionist one Thursday. (Spoilers to S4)
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2548 Read Count: 7514 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2008 Updated: August 07, 2008
Things that Go Bump by Athena Rated: T [Reviews - 54] 29
Summary: Past Featured Story

"'Jiiiiiiiiim. Come to beeeed,' Pam’s voice is light, and it mistily floats down the empty staircase as it swirls about the room, echoing like a siren’s song."

A series of one-shots. There are times when Jim and Pam's relationship seem a little supernatural. 


Categories: Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Horror, Humor, Married, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16713 Read Count: 13730 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: February 12, 2008
The Fantasies of Jim and Pam by I Know This Much Is True Rated: MA [Reviews - 113] 45
Summary:

The title pretty much says it all: the fantasies of Jim and Pam and the naughty actings out of those fantasies.

This story will go as long as you, the readers, want it to.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54206 Read Count: 148956 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2008
Climbing Out of the Darkness by Team Karen Rated: MA [Reviews - 41] 15
Summary: Post "The Job." Karen learns love comes in many different shades.  Ch 8 added: Anal virginity is lost... kinky sex happens.  Don't let the kids read this.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12888 Read Count: 14231 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 29, 2007
Five Firsts (or, how Dwight, Jim, Angela, Pam and Michael lost their virginity) by sophia_helix Rated: MA [Reviews - 4] 3
Summary: Just what it sounds like.

Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Other, Michael, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Childhood, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4559 Read Count: 4209 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Vox by sophia_helix Rated: MA [Reviews - 15] 38
Summary: Past Featured StoryMEMBER'S CHOICE - "She didn't analyze it. Not talking to him had been weird and hard and lonely; talking to him made her happy."
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9822 Read Count: 13414 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Which Is the Way With Hours by Pemulis Rated: T [Reviews - 17] 12
Summary: Series of vignettes.
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3631 Read Count: 2777 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007
How Long by GodInThisChilis Rated: MA [Reviews - 168] 98
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Pam had gone along with Michael and Dwight to the convention? Was she ready to see Jim? Was Jim ready to face Pam?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29494 Read Count: 130707 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2007 Updated: September 29, 2007
Not a Word... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 88] 43
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam surrender to silence after "The Job." A virtual smut-angst festival!

This is smut. Serious, hard-core, unapologetic, squirm in your seat, not-safe-for-work, wild and unhinihibited smut, punctuated by merciless and heart-wrenching angst. In a couple of chapters, there will be smutty angst, and in others, angsty smut. There's even a couple of chapters with no smut at all and some fluff-happy-funny mixed in! But it all ends with a happy bang! Haw. You were warned.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 126959 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Come Live With Me And Be My Love by I Know This Much Is True Rated: M [Reviews - 3] 2
Summary:

 

"He approached her desk with a look that she had seen in his eyes a thousand times before. Though somehow, this time, she knew that it was going to be more trouble than usual for her."


This story has nothing to do with the poem by Christopher Marlowe. In case you were worried. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1214 Read Count: 2794 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: September 16, 2007
Fruit, or Jim Halpert Sleeps With You (Then Leaves To Hang Out With His Girlfriend) by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 10] 8
Summary: Your body gets much closer/I fumble for the clock, alarmed by/The seduction/I wish that it would stop. Squeeze. Rated: MA

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1432 Read Count: 8564 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2007 Updated: August 28, 2007
Resistance is Futile by bitterpill Rated: MA [Reviews - 12] 10
Summary:

They are always late for work.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 673 Read Count: 4658 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
A La Carte by GodInThisChilis Rated: MA [Reviews - 89] 35
Summary:

Sometimes you just have to try new things. A Pam/Ryan story that is more about Pam/Jim than you would think.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33752 Read Count: 58436 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Two Steps Closer to the Level I Imagined by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 37] 27
Summary:

Jim is worried that Pam can't get no satisfaction.

Smut.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5248 Read Count: 20117 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 19, 2007
I'm a midnight toker by sideviewhotel Rated: MA [Reviews - 43] 20
Summary: Past Featured Story"So, Jim," she started, setting the empty can back down on the table as she returned his cup to him. "Have you ever done drugs?" She leaned in towards him for even more emphasis. She grinned widely at him before sitting back in her chair. [Spoilers up to and including Drug Testing for part one. Part two and beyond set in an AU-version of season 4.]
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7511 Read Count: 17824 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2007 Updated: July 13, 2007
Super High by bitterpill Rated: MA [Reviews - 19] 8
Summary: Past Featured StoryThe Monday after the sex.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 657 Read Count: 7225 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2007 Updated: June 23, 2007
The Last Temptation of Jim Halpert by Night Swept Rated: T [Reviews - 45] 18
Summary:

Jim's life for years revolved around wanting something he could not have. What happens when Jim finally gets everything he ever wanted? Takes place the Monday after "The Job." Jim is with Pam. Karen returns to Scranton.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7157 Read Count: 13672 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
You Find It Where You Least Expect It by fasterthansnakes Rated: MA [Reviews - 8] 3
Summary:

 

Karen finds love again after Jim

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3836 Read Count: 2972 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
sometimes i talk like a turnstile by unfold Rated: MA [Reviews - 14] 8
Summary: Post "the Job" first date fic. Somehow on their first date, once they get past all the catching up and the explanations and apologies and confessions, they start talking about sex.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2755 Read Count: 10899 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Brilliant Disguise by ExtremelyGruntled Rated: K [Reviews - 19] 4
Summary:

What Karen is up to while Jim and Pam are on their first date, and beyond.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5629 Read Count: 17035 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
You're Doing Things That Make My Flesh Burn Hot.... by MixedBerryJam Rated: MA [Reviews - 8] 3
Summary: After Jim finds Pam's "woodland friend", he makes her an offer she won't refuse.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Kelly, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1664 Read Count: 7123 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2007 Updated: June 01, 2007
Let Me Hear Your Body Talk by MixedBerryJam Rated: MA [Reviews - 11] 4
Summary:

Kelly gives her new BFF, Pam, a gift that sparks her imagination.

Disclaimer: I own my iBook G4, but I don't own any of the characters from The Office.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1774 Read Count: 7162 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 30, 2007 Updated: May 30, 2007
In The Night by I Know This Much Is True Rated: MA [Reviews - 58] 14
Summary:

A bit of an AU look at Jim and Pam, and a rather depressing relationship. First chapter takes place following Phyllis' wedding and then it goes from there. Does not take into account the events that take place in following episodes.

 

Not a happy piece of writing, I figured I'd take a different approach from the fluffier post-finale stories. I don't think there will be any fluff in this one.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24926 Read Count: 43070 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2007 Updated: May 29, 2007
break up sex on a technicality by DinkinFlicka Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 4
Summary: Kelly deals.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly/Other, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4105 Read Count: 2555 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2007 Updated: May 27, 2007
your freedom is mine, and I know how I feel by sideviewhotel Rated: MA [Reviews - 4] 2
Summary: They made it back to the hotel after hitting a few more bars; he was pleasantly buzzed and she was starting to get hot (in a few different ways). [Spoilers up to and including The Job]
Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Karen
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1424 Read Count: 3616 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 23, 2007