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Slow by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 147] 157
Summary: Pam said she wanted to take things slow. So this is how it all goes down (in some cases, quite literally). The aforementioned, multi-chapter, essentially plotless smut-fest that I've been promising. Essentially smut for smut's sake, since we really saw next to nothing on air. Enjoy ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124215 Read Count: 146624 ePub Downloads: 127
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2021
Summary: Past Featured Story

The summer she calls off her wedding, she spins a little bit out of control.

An AU that could be considered canon if you drink enough wine and squint your eyes just so.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12691 Read Count: 7743 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2019 Updated: March 07, 2019
Summary: Past Featured Story

A Will They or Won't They AU with Pam and Jim as next door neighbors.

“Pam, come on. Don’t do that.” The sound of his bare feet on the wooden floor following behind kept me in motion through the dining room, looking under chairs for my sandals. I summoned everything I had in me not to look at him in his currently half-dressed state.


“Don’t do what? Jim, I’m fine. Really.”


I’m just in love with you and you only want to be friendly neighbors. And, also, since I’m being honest with myself, my body is not loving the unsated high of being as aroused as I just felt with your hands on me like that.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21879 Read Count: 18865 ePub Downloads: 17
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2019 Updated: March 07, 2019
Unwrapped by Coley Rated: MA [Reviews - 46] 100
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam, a snowstorm, and a bottle of tequila. Could a Christmas miracle finally force these two to be honest with each other? 

Takes place immediately following A Benihana Christmas. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18206 Read Count: 26300 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2018 Updated: January 17, 2019
Summary:

People always assume that Pam Beesly is as sweet in the bedroom as she is an all other realms of her life. A missionary-only type of girl, the girl you treat like glass.

Little do they know, she just wants Jim to shatter her, break her into little pieces. She decides she's done waiting for what she wants.

It's always the quiet ones.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4656 Read Count: 4951 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2018 Updated: May 27, 2018
Wake Me Up by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 100] 113
Summary: Past Featured Story

**NOW COMPLETE!!**

Jim receives a peculiar call from Pam in the middle of the night that slowly turns into a habit for the pair.

Multi-Chapter, set after Booze Cruise.

Based loosely on the lyrics to "Wake Me Up" by Billy Currington (wait, I'm writing a fic based on a song?!? Who would've thought? ;) 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 129656 Read Count: 107410 ePub Downloads: 87
[Report This] Published: December 03, 2017 Updated: May 21, 2018
Stay and Fight by BigTuna Rated: MA [Reviews - 15] 46
Summary: Past Featured StoryComplete. A story in 3 parts about staying, fighting, and nice mornings. Set in season 9.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Married, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Nice morning, too.
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8540 Read Count: 11271 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2018
Out of the Fog by Kat11 Rated: MA [Reviews - 8] 26
Summary: Past Featured Story

 This story takes place right after the events of Valentine's Day, season 2. Pam has an epiphany and realizes that the life she wants isn't necessarily the life she has now. 

Valentines Day Contest Readers Choice

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my laptop and my imagination which is scary at times. Everything belongs to NBC who decided to cancel it.

 

This takes place during Valentine's Day and I've deiced to enter it into the 2017  Valentine's Day Writing Challenge. It's my first story here so I'm beyond excited. 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Valentine's Day Writing Contest 2017
Series: Valentine's Day 2017
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9659 Read Count: 5783 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: February 15, 2017 Updated: February 16, 2017
Summary: An anonymous secret brings Pam and Jim together. Post Casino Night, Pre Gay Witch Hunt.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: In Stamford
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3949 Read Count: 42241 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2008 Updated: June 20, 2008
Summary:

The title pretty much says it all: the fantasies of Jim and Pam and the naughty actings out of those fantasies.

This story will go as long as you, the readers, want it to.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54206 Read Count: 148967 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2008
Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338348 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Hope by nomadshan Rated: M [Reviews - 43] 44
Summary: Past Featured StoryGreat Depression AU.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22191 Read Count: 32382 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: September 24, 2007 Updated: September 24, 2007
Talk by Annabel Winslow Rated: M [Reviews - 171] 72
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59105 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Summary: Pam is Jim's houseguest for a few days. Smut ensues.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12154 Read Count: 55711 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2007 Updated: June 24, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim receives a gift the day after Christmas. And then another one the next day. And again for the 10 days after. Is it a joke, or has his True Love come forward?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 66510 Read Count: 94107 ePub Downloads: 38
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2006 Updated: January 20, 2007