Penname: Dernhelm Real name: Tonya
Member Since: November 07, 2019

Bio:

Three little facts about me:

1) I'm a work-from-home mom from Kyiv, Ukraine.  

2) I'm super late to the party, but  I do my best to turn my excitement with the show into the content (hopefully, qualitative). 

3) I care about Pam Beesly more than about any other fictional character in all the existent fandoms.  


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Favorite Stories
Aeternum by boredhswf Rated: M [Reviews - 213] 193
Summary: Feature

He was never meant to end up here, to meet her, and to have his life changed forever.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: Aeternum Series
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88869 Read Count: 25986 ePub Downloads: 38
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2020 Updated: April 18, 2023
Summary: Young reporter Jim Halpert travels to Savannah, Georgia to attend a mysterious, week-long party thrown by a reticent host. When a murder is discovered and the entire guest list seems to have a motive, can the truth be uncovered before the authorities arrive?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Pam
Genres: Drama, Romance, Steamy, Suspense
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Secondary Character Death, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 94199 Read Count: 12863 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2020 Updated: October 19, 2022
Summary: Feature

‘He’s not going to use her for a story. He’d known within seconds of seeing her sneak to that garden door like a lifeline, within seconds of slipping out after her, that he wasn’t going to do that.’


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 146686 Read Count: 20092 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: March 06, 2021 Updated: July 30, 2021
Summary: It’s a clear signal they’ve become real friends, not just two people leaning on each other to get through an endless workday.

A few months after Jim is hired at Dunder Mifflin, he invites Pam to his birthday barbecue. A (mostly) Pam POV on a milestone in the early days of Jam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Larissa Halpert, Mark, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Near Misses (The Camera Missed Too)
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1936 Read Count: 972 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 01, 2020 Updated: October 01, 2020
Summary: It's 1963 and West Scranton High's new math teacher Jim Halpert has a secret. When it rears its ugly head and puts both him and librarian Pam Beesly in danger, how will he react? Will they be able to outrun his dangerous past or will his enemies catch up to him, once and for all?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43374 Read Count: 14957 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2018 Updated: August 21, 2020
Date Line by Comfect Rated: T [Reviews - 406] 95
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Post Casino Night AU where Jim goes to Australia, and Pam follows.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 81 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87001 Read Count: 204374 ePub Downloads: 38
[Report This] Published: March 09, 2020 Updated: May 27, 2020
Summary: Jim isn't satisfied with the way he left Pam on the beach. In the middle of the night, he needs answers. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4862 Read Count: 2439 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2020 Updated: April 01, 2020
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam's father is leaving her mother. Somehow, Jim is to blame.

Set Season 3, sometime after The Merger.

(Don't ask me why I took a perfect canon moment, put it in Season 3 & sprinkled in some angst, but I did...)


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3969 Read Count: 1699 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2020 Updated: March 20, 2020
Summary:

After the events of Casino Night, Pam is adrift and Jim is anchored. 

A spin on early Season 3 that relies far too heavily on nautical imagery and references to Titanic... 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: In Stamford
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24362 Read Count: 14962 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: November 22, 2019 Updated: February 16, 2020
Summary: Sequel to my fic, "Christmas Morning." Jim decides to make his New Year's resolution come true at Kevin's New Year's Eve party. AU, Season 2. Romance, some Adult language and themes, and mild sexual content.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11928 Read Count: 4523 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2019 Updated: January 05, 2020
Serendipity by Sam Rated: MA [Reviews - 47] 63
Summary: It's Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch's annual team-building exercise tonight, and they're going on a Booze Cruise. Same time frame, but different boat, different lake, different state, wildly different ending. Right now, though, Pam is unhappy about something and Jim doesn't know how to help.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Katy, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44985 Read Count: 15278 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2019 Updated: December 31, 2019
Summary: Jim starts work at Dunder Mifflin one day later than he'd been supposed to due to personal problems, which leads to a cascade of changed events.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35504 Read Count: 54806 ePub Downloads: 21
[Report This] Published: September 24, 2019 Updated: December 30, 2019
Summary: My AU version of how Pam and Jim met. Pam is a young widow and lacks the courage to move on--until a cute young salesman joins Dunder Mifflin. Romance, humor, and light angst.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36826 Read Count: 12251 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2019 Updated: December 14, 2019
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Jim hadn't left Pam after Casino Night?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19166 Read Count: 10379 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2019 Updated: December 06, 2019
Summary:

 Jim and Pam navigate their first dates. My take on scenes we didn't get to see between "The Job" and "Fun Run". Fluffy, romantic, sexy fun.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14004 Read Count: 5177 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 27, 2019 Updated: November 27, 2019
Summary:

This story started out being a one-shot inspired by the Taylor Swift song Gorgeous, but then it became so much more. Thanks to Coley for reading and giving feedback. 

Pam and Jim meet right before Jim starts at Dunder-Mifflin. Pam develops a crush on Jim and has to figure out what to do about it. 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Katy, Jim/Pam, Katy, Kelly, Larissa Halpert, Pam, Pam/Roy, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16908 Read Count: 5870 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2019 Updated: October 10, 2019
Summary:

The road stretches before him and threatens to swallow him whole.

A response to the 55 Words To Leave Scranton challenge.  


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54 Read Count: 716 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 04, 2019 Updated: October 04, 2019
Summary: On the night of Diwali, Jim is woken up to seven missed calls and seven voicemails. When he picks up on the eighth, drunken confessions turn his world on its head.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, In Stamford
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8848 Read Count: 5241 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2019 Updated: September 30, 2019
First Sight by Mytuna Rated: K [Reviews - 2] 6
Summary: Jim never considered himself a hopeless romantic.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1416 Read Count: 1074 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2019 Updated: September 21, 2019
Summary:

Answers the question that no one asked - what if Michael unwittingly got the cocktail party cancelled and Jim ended up in the bar with his co-workers?

'Cocktails' with a twist.  


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6291 Read Count: 4255 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2019 Updated: September 06, 2019
Summary:

Karen pays a little more attention during ‘The Merger’ 


 (Please note: despite my terrible description above, this is JAM-centric)


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3782 Read Count: 2026 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2019 Updated: August 12, 2019
Summary:

If the film crew can call Pam and Jim out on their relationship in “Fun Run”, this doesn’t completely suspend disbelief… An AU take on “Back From Vacation,” wherein Jim receives some insight from an unlikely source.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3108 Read Count: 2126 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2019 Updated: July 08, 2019
Summary: Michael feels very blessed a little earlier than Season 4 and Meredith is spared from being hit by his car. Instead, he hits someone else – because he’s Michael and occasionally he’ll hit someone with his car. So sue him? Set Season 3.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20157 Read Count: 23131 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2019 Updated: July 04, 2019
Summary: Okay so she made a wish. It wasn't like she actually expected it to ever come true.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15535 Read Count: 7133 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2019 Updated: May 21, 2019
Summary: College AU. Jim and Pam meet as college freshmen and immediately feel a strong connection. Lots and lots of fluffy sweetness.  
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 49622 Read Count: 23921 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: September 07, 2018 Updated: May 04, 2019