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BeigeMan and ChromaGirl: A Superhero Halloween by Muggins, Too Late Kev Rated: M [Reviews - 22] 7
Summary: Our Dynamic Duo runs into a pair of "Lovebirds". The question is: Will Jim save the Cheerleader?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Katy, Roy
Genres: Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2573 Read Count: 2632 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: May 21, 2007
Comments: this has to be the BEST 'after pam and jim get together oneshot EVER' why because it's 100% hilarious and so totally THEM. Loved it, loved it, loved it! i think i'll read it again.
Map of the World by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 109] 43
Summary: Past Featured StorySummer picnics, maps, rain...things change year to year. (No spoilers.)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3974 Read Count: 24282 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 04, 2007
Sink or Swim by sundancekid Rated: MA [Reviews - 23] 13
Summary: It takes Pam two weeks to work up her courage. Total PWP, and fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3253 Read Count: 8212 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2007
Sometimes Love Comes Wrapped in Tin Foil by Gravity Defier Rated: K+ [Reviews - 41] 15
Summary: A chubby little story all stuffed with fluff. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5176 Read Count: 6299 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2007 Updated: April 05, 2007
Comments: Oh. That was too adorable, I mean really really cute.
Exactly This by sundancekid Rated: T [Reviews - 10] 3
Summary: Pam didn't know it could be like this. A very fluffy Jim/Pam fic, set sometime in the future. No specific spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 670 Read Count: 3974 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2007 Updated: March 26, 2007
between miles and a stone's throw by 69 cups of noodles Rated: M [Reviews - 29] 14
Summary: Past Featured Story

She's still the same old person most days, but once in a while she feels something like boldness bubble up inside of her.  Spoilers through Business School.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2026 Read Count: 6689 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2007 Updated: February 17, 2007
Bravery by irish_blue_ Rated: MA [Reviews - 7] 1
Summary: Response to the "Road Trip" Challenge, Michael sends Jim and Pam on a fresh yam chase and inclement weather leads to the sharing of a motel room, lots of alcohol, and slashy goodness. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Slash, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3672 Read Count: 6763 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2007 Updated: February 05, 2007
Lost and Found by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 60] 28
Summary: Past Featured Story

Written in response to the Evening Coming (aka the Scarf) challenge. Not usually one for prompts, but this one got me thinking.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Evening Coming
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1499 Read Count: 7967 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2007 Updated: February 03, 2007
Stuck by PamPongChamp Rated: M [Reviews - 8] 2
Summary: Even Jim and Pam aren't immune to the downsides of married life

Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Married, Oneshot, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Everyday Love
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2330 Read Count: 3426 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2007 Updated: January 22, 2007
The New Year's Resolution by 69 cups of noodles Rated: MA [Reviews - 158] 39
Summary: Karen and Pam decide to throw a party and Jim hopes that by New Year's he'll have some things resolved. Spoilers through Benihana Christmas.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14688 Read Count: 70341 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2006 Updated: January 01, 2007
All Worth Waiting For by sherlockelly Rated: MA [Reviews - 8] 8
Summary: A New Year's in the future worth waiting for. This upcoming one, if we're lucky!
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3166 Read Count: 9371 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 08, 2006 Updated: December 08, 2006
Ten Years by McGigi Rated: K [Reviews - 24] 24
Summary: Pam receives a letter she wrote to herself in high school and realizes she might not be as happy as she had hoped to be.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2616 Read Count: 4287 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2006 Updated: October 23, 2006
No Reason At All by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 30] 30
Summary: Past Featured StorySome musings from Pam, post-angst. Just for fun.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1882 Read Count: 5571 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2006 Updated: September 09, 2006
What Happens in Vegas... by Lissa_Maylee Rated: K+ [Reviews - 15] 15
Summary: It's a year after Casino Night, and Jim and Pam haven't talked at all.  They're both sent to Las Vegas for a convention.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Caught Red-Handed
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3089 Read Count: 5937 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: August 21, 2006 Updated: August 21, 2006
Pack Up Your Bags, It's Never Too Late! by Annakovsky, kyrafic Rated: T [Reviews - 48] 65
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim's almost gotten used to narrating his life into a camera lens for the consumption of strangers. Like having a blog, but more embarrassing.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11663 Read Count: 23175 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2006 Updated: July 14, 2006