Summary: Another Bad! Fic entry, this time in the Pure Smut division. My hope is that this story is SO bad that parents will force their teens to read it in order to prevent them from gittin' it on. Guaranteed to kill your sex drive!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Parody, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 319 Read Count: 7037 ePub Downloads: 1
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[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 
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Date: June 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Birth Control in written form.
Author's Response:
10 Date: June 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Birth Control in written form.
So fellate is the proper term for performing fellatio? I have officially died of laughter. This...this is genius, my friend. When I get a boyfriend, I'm using all of Pam's super sexy lines.
Author's Response:
From Dictionary.com:
fel·late 
[fuh-leyt] >Pronunciation Key - >Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -lat·ed, -lat·ing.
[fuh-leyt] >Pronunciation Key - >Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -lat·ed, -lat·ing. –verb (used with object)
–verb (used without object)
| 1. | to perform fellatio on. |
| 2. | to engage in fellatio. |
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54206 Read Count: 148967 ePub Downloads: 20
The title pretty much says it all: the fantasies of Jim and Pam and the naughty actings out of those fantasies.
This story will go as long as you, the readers, want it to.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54206 Read Count: 148967 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2008
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: The Middle of the Night
10 Date: July 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: The Middle of the Night
Ummm....yeah I don't think I can handle much more of this. It's exquisite & I totally almost came. TMI. This is fan-freaking-tastic and I hope you keep the story going.
Author's Response:
Haha! WOW! :D TMI or not, I think that might singlehandedly be one of the greatest compliments ever! :)
Haha, thank you! I'm glad that you enjoy it so much!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3211 Read Count: 7629 ePub Downloads: 2
Jim and Pam & their thoughts after their first date. Post The Job - no spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3211 Read Count: 7629 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 09, 2007 Updated: June 09, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed
Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: After the date..
Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: After the date..
well I grinned like an idiot while reading it. I think that's a good thing. :)
Author's Response: Grinning is good!! Thanks so much! xoxoxo
Summary: 
Now that they are together, it's all about them.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 634 Read Count: 4919 ePub Downloads: 1
Now that they are together, it's all about them.Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 634 Read Count: 4919 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 11, 2007 Updated: June 11, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: June 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: June 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Reading this + listening to yaz ("only you") = tears of joy!! I'm a dork, & slightly tipsy but I still know good fic when I see it! Fantastic.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33558 Read Count: 126400 ePub Downloads: 51
“I need someplace to stay.” She said this so softly he had to strain to hear her in the stillness of the evening, leaning toward her slightly. Something inside of him suddenly wanted to protect her.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33558 Read Count: 126400 ePub Downloads: 51
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Diners and Dreams
10 Date: July 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Diners and Dreams
I have to say, each chapter gets better & I wasn't sure that was possible!! Waiting for updates is so difficult. :D
Author's Response: lol thanks!! I'll try and keep the updates coming
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Frat boys, threesomes, and oversized sweatshirts
10 Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Frat boys, threesomes, and oversized sweatshirts
chapter 7 for the win. This has shaped up to be one of my favorite fics of all time. I can't wait for the next chapter!
Author's Response: lol omg thank you!! That is sooo amazing to me. Let me know if it lives up to your expectations.
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: New and different.
10 Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: New and different.
<3 because you've done it again.
Author's Response: thank you ;-)
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Mom and Muhammad Ali
10 Date: July 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Mom and Muhammad Ali
It's like Christmas morning when I read this. Which sounds dorky I know, but seriously...it doesn't get any better, but somehow you'll make the next chapter even better. Go you!
Author's Response: aw christmas morning...that's the best. thank you so much.
Summary: Pam is Jim's houseguest for a few days. Smut ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12154 Read Count: 55720 ePub Downloads: 8
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12154 Read Count: 55720 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2007 Updated: June 24, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Con el Dedo (beruco)
10 Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Con el Dedo (beruco)
Wow...just wow. Holy dgjhihiub I have been waiting for this for an unhealthy amount of time.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Ruminations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1624 Read Count: 28608 ePub Downloads: 1
Pam got her nerve a little sooner then "Beach Games" and sends a private gift to Jim in Stamford. Jim has some thoughts on the matter.
Spoilers through Initiation.
(This story has been edited it's actually only 1,624 words long)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Ruminations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1624 Read Count: 28608 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2007 Updated: August 22, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: June 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Jim
10 Date: June 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Jim
Yay!! Loved it. I'm relatively certain Rascal Flatts had Jim & Pam in mind while recording that. Of course they did. :) Really good! Gave me the warm & fuzzies.
Author's Response: Thank you for reading it! And thank you for reviewing!
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 07, 2007 Title: What Hurts The Most
10 Date: July 07, 2007 Title: What Hurts The Most
SO much win for you!!! I love this story and kudos galore for including Rascal Flatts! I usually zone out on POV fics but this is sooo good!
Author's Response: Wow! Thank you! I'm glad I can keep your attention. :-)
Summary: A sort of inner-monologue from Pam, present-tense taking place right at the end of S3.
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9255 Read Count: 25349 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9255 Read Count: 25349 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2007 Updated: July 11, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
10 Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Just wanted to say that every time I read a new chapter, I clap my hands & say "yay!" and then "I want to read the rest :(" I seriosuly do that. Beta? You don't need no stinking beta. It's perfect! :D
Author's Response: Every time you leave me a note, or address me personally over at TWoP, I seriously smile like an idiot and go "Somebody likes my writing!" and do a little dance. No joke. HUG!
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
10 Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
So, at this point I don't think I even have to tell you, but WAY TO ROCK MY SOCKS!!! I hate that it's over but I love the way you ended it. And the flshback thing was great. So win/win.../win.
Author's Response: Hee! Thanks! I'm glad everyone liked it! It's so cool to have over 6,000 reads...best feeling EVARRR. Seriously, if you decide you want to post yours, send it to me and I'll beta! =D
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
10 Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Yay!! I've come to the conclusion that this needs to be at least 9 chapters. Looking forward to it! I'm a huge fan of Pam POV fic, and this is some good shiznit. :D
Author's Response: lol. How much have you had to drink, deary? For now, let's settle on 4 chapters...Probably 5. :)
Summary:
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1896 Read Count: 3142 ePub Downloads: 0
She says his name and it stops him.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1896 Read Count: 3142 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2007 Updated: July 04, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: My Wish For You
10 Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: My Wish For You
Let me first say, I'm starting to think Rascal Flatts are secret jam fans, because their songs fit perfectly. Also, I love this so much. I totally picture that happening. Even though it didn't. :)
Summary: Lovely, yet unfulfilled inner thoughts of JAM during a perfectly ordinary afternoon.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2428 Read Count: 3192 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2428 Read Count: 3192 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 07, 2007 Updated: July 07, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Passing Afternoon
10 Date: July 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Passing Afternoon
Wow. That is one of the most beautiful things I've read. I can't wait for the next chapter!!
Author's Response: Thanks, 'nana slings. You know, I was thinking of this in terms of a one-shot-deal, but perhaps, if you guys think I should, I'll continue. I have to admit, more scenes keep popping into my head, but I think I want to leave the JAM one alone, at least for now. Maybe a few more afternoon daydreams from the other characters? Would you guys want to read those?
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151202 ePub Downloads: 66
A year or two before the cameras arrived, Michael takes the staff to the Poconos for a camaraderie event. Much unresolved sexual tension and angst ensues (uh, between Jim & Pam, not the entire staff).
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151202 ePub Downloads: 66
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: August 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Here It Comes Now, Sure As Silence Follows Rain
10 Date: August 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Here It Comes Now, Sure As Silence Follows Rain
Ugh I love it...I don't know if I can take much more of this. What am I saying, of course I can. This is WIN.
Author's Response:
Yeah, this chapter - while a challenge to write - was not particularly a fun one to write. :o) But I'm bearing in mind that all is well now; we're not going to come back this season and find her pushing him away and sending him running to Stamford... :o)
Thanks for reviewing!
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: We Won't Touch; We'll Just Wait For Signs
10 Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: We Won't Touch; We'll Just Wait For Signs
I LIVE for updates to this! You need to have it published as a leather-bound book, so I can curl up next to the fireplace & read it whenever I want, since I can't curl up with my desktop. I really like how you're taking it slow & making it detailed...it's paints such a vivid picture while I'm reading it. It's so very well-written & true to character. Really excellent work!!
Author's Response:
It made me smile so big to read that (that you're living for updates) because I'm having such a ball writing this (which says sick things about me, given the angst, LOL)! And the image you created of curling up in front of a fire made me want to sob because I live in the South and it's HOT here, hee. Seriously though - so glad you're enjoying this! I'll be updating it soon (before noon today)....
Thanks again!
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Into the Sea of Waking Dreams
Author's Response:
10 Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Into the Sea of Waking Dreams
Wonderful!! I'm going out on a limb & saying it's my favorite fic right now, possibly ever. Also, I live in the south & the heat is ON!! The fireplace is more for show, like curling up next to it with ice tea, a fan, and that leather-bound copy of your masterpiece. It's the "Princess Bride" of fanfics, which is the highest honor I can give it. :D
Author's Response:
Oh wow! Thanks so much! Your entire review is just all kinds of awesome. :o) (And yeah -- damn southern heat....)
Thanks so much for that review!
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: The Sacred Geometry of Chance
10 Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: The Sacred Geometry of Chance
*le sigh* there's really nothing more to say at this point. The angst is getting thick & I'm loving it (twss?). The love I have for this knows no bounds.
Author's Response: Yay - love it when someone else says she loves the angst! :o) God knows I love writing it. :o) Thanks so much for reviewing!
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: August 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Running To Stand Still
Author's Response:
Author's Response: ETA: Duh. I see you are not a boy; you were quoting the story. Helloooooooo. I'm a bit slow on the uptake today; I apologize, LOL.
10 Date: August 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Running To Stand Still
" headphones on as he listens to U2's Achtung Baby"
Further proof that you read my thoughts, because not only is this exactly what I was hoping for, but I am listening to Achtung Baby RIGHT now!! Hearts, stars & rainbows to you for an immeasurably wonderful chapter.
Author's Response:
First - so glad to hear that this is what you were hoping for. It was really, really tempting to make this AU and have her just take it all back and say to hell with it all -- but I started this story with the intention of NOT going there, because I was fascinated by the prospect of a really brief interlude like that happening between them long before the cameras, but they just never talk about it.
All this to say that it's nice to hear you say that you enjoy the direction in which I took this. (I'll still be doing an AU version because...well, it's too damned tempting NOT to, but it'll pick up in an entirely different work.)
Second -- so glad you liked the U2 reference! I wanted to be more specific about what songs he was listening to, but I didn't want to lay it on too thick -- I was specifically thinking of "So Cruel" ("She wears my love like a sea through dress / Her lips say one thing / Her movements something else"). Or all the lyrics of that song fit, actually. And the other was "Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses" -- the whole "Heaven's white rose / the doors you opened / I just can't close" just KILLS me.
But I digress. :O)
Thank you so much for that review! ANd hey - I didn't realize you were one of our resident boys! :o)
Author's Response: ETA: Duh. I see you are not a boy; you were quoting the story. Helloooooooo. I'm a bit slow on the uptake today; I apologize, LOL.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5248 Read Count: 20124 ePub Downloads: 5
Jim is worried that Pam can't get no satisfaction.
Smut.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5248 Read Count: 20124 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 19, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Hand and My Pocket
Author's Response: Thank you! That is certainly a fine compliment.
10 Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Hand and My Pocket
Well beta'd/ineptly beta'd makes no difference. It's hot, and I love it. Somehow you make the smut...something more than smut. It has substance. Kudos.
Author's Response: Thank you! That is certainly a fine compliment.
Summary: Jim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59116 ePub Downloads: 14
Jim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59116 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Borders
10 Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Borders
Smut or barn dance...what about smut in a barn? Or naked dancing? Both? It's a win/win/win. I love this story!! It's fantastic!
Author's Response: Hee hee. Everybody wins with naked dancing. Thank you, banana slings!
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Exchange
10 Date: July 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Exchange
Dear God, please let them get to the chair :) I kid, I kid. I can't think of the proper adjectives for this so I'll just say it was splendid & I love every word of it. How you have kept the *hot* factor going for 6 chapters is beyond me. You have skillz!
Author's Response: Thank you, banana slings! It's all done with mirrors and invisible wire.
Reviewer: banana slings Signed 10
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Hypothesis
10 Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Hypothesis
Well that was the perfect way to end my day. Barn dances are for squares anyway, right? I am loving this story so much. Jim/Pam phone naughtiness is kind of weird for me to imagine as being in character but I totally believe this conversation is taking place somewhere in jam-land. Yikes long comment!
Author's Response: Square dances are for squares. Barn dances are for barns. </awful wordplay> Thanks, banana slings!